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By Anonymous - 05/12/2018 21:00 - United Kingdom

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Today me and my boyfriend were in an adventurous sexual position and as I started to orgasm he slipped, landed awkwardly and dislocated both my hips, while I was in the middle of an orgasm. Somehow the pleasure of the orgasm made the pain worse. I don't think I'll ever want sex again. FML

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By Darcy - 26/10/2011 06:58 - Australia

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Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 22:46 - United States

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By onepussytwopussy - 07/03/2014 19:47 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2015 09:32 - Canada - Prince George

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Today, it's been 2 days since my boyfriend "accidentally" slipped into the wrong hole while continuing to hammer me at full speed. I still can't poop or even walk right. FML

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By manhandled - 01/02/2012 18:05 - Canada

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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML

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By fungettingdressed - 12/10/2010 12:57 - United States

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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming, he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML

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By Egyptian ToyBoy - 17/12/2019 20:00

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She had such an uncontrollable, aggressive orgasm that I'd be celebrating my efforts, if only in the process she hadn't knocked over my new expensive laptop, which then split in half. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2022 06:00

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Today, during sex with my new boyfriend, he gave me such an intense oral sex orgasm, I clenched my jaw and broke one of my back teeth. FML

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Phillycheeze 20

Wednesday 5 December 2018 22:09

Try a sex swing next time?

BurnInDemonFire 34

Sunday 2 December 2018 5:35

Ouch. That's a hell of a nasty injury. If you change your mind about not wanting sex again, it might be safer if you stick to missionary.

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Random_Dude55 3

Tuesday 1 January 2019 12:46

I have Ehlers Danlos Syndrome, so my hips dislocate multiple times a day. Sounds like something that would happen to me.

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