Work: Today, me and my co-workers were playing with the Helium tank...

By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 15:42 - United States

Today, me and my co-workers were playing with the Helium tank we got today. We were all giggling like little girls for the better half of 15 minutes. I don't know what is more sad, that a bunch of guys were sucking helium instead of working, or that the youngest guy in the group is 43. FML

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By whatthewhat - 18/11/2009 19:52 - United States

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By stink - 01/07/2015 02:40 - Australia - Sydney

Today, after working alone in a room all day, I let a fart sneak out. Just then, my drop dead gorgeous boss and two new girls walked in. I could literally see them hit the stench and cringe. FML

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NaturallyUnlucky 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 20:03

That isn't sad. It's adorable.

mrhahn530 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 20:03

I plan to continue that behavior until i die...

Comments

therissa 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 22:10

I agree. Not sad at all. :) I think it's great you can still act like a kid every now and then.

Alkron 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 22:21

That is utterly awesome :D

sceneteasex3 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 22:26

well, at least work wasn't so boring. besides, it shows you have a sence of humor. ;D not a FML.

Gemini4t 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 22:40

#32: "Also, #29 - it does kill your brain cells, and could injure your vocal chords, but I don't think it would kill them unless they had a LOT of it." I won't address the brain cells thing since others have, but helium does NOT damage your vocal cords (a cord is a length of string, a chord is 3 or more notes played in harmony). The reason your voice changes is because sound travels much faster through helium, thus changing the timbre of your voice. It does nothing to your vocal cords.

heywood 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 22:57

What's wrong with having fun? I hate these FMLs of people having harmless fun with friends, espectially when the embarassment factor was so low to begin with- it only gets worse with posting it on Fmylife.com, not better.

Gemini4t 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 23:01

Today, I got embarrassed by doing something awesome if not socially appropriate. I had fun but society told me I shouldn't do it, so I went on FML to give society a win by feeling guilty for enjoying life. FML

Chuck3791 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 23:07

That's awesome. Not an FML. Bravo! =]

drunkenatheist 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 23:27

@26, better watch out or the FML police are gonna come and getcha! I got warned earlier today for criticizing a bogus/lame FML because omg, that ruins the readability of this site. Because lame FMLs don't ruin it, just my pointing them out. *rolls eyes*