Today, Months ago I bought a t-shirt for my brother’s birthday...

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By Regretting the purchase - 06/10/2020 22:12 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, Months ago I bought a t-shirt for my brother’s birthday which is coming up in November. It was of a corgi with its bottom facing the audience with a tag line “I like furry butts.” His corgi had to be put down two weeks ago.. FML

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