Intimacy: Today, my 11 year old brother walked in on me sitting on my boyfriend's...

By SLA - 23/03/2009 23:12 - United States

Today, my 11 year old brother walked in on me sitting on my boyfriend's ass and giving him a back massage. He tilted his head a little and then said "Aren't you guys doing it wrong? Isn't he supposed to be on top?" My boyfriend laughed and gave him a high-five. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By Leyla - 14/07/2012 07:09 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We were under the covers, and my little brother thought we were wrestling, so he got on top of the covers and started "wrestling" with us. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2019 22:00 - Australia - Brighton

Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 23:01 - United States - Parkersburg

Today, my brother said he was cleaning his room. When I walked in, he was giving my cousin a blowjob. FML

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By tony456 - 11/07/2011 21:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were making out while she was laying on me. Her little brother walked in, saw us and yelled, "Mom they're swallowing each other!" FML

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By Now Single - 03/04/2011 08:06 - Reserved

Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2019 18:00

Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML

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By Volume_control - 10/11/2009 14:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML

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By SayCheese - 02/04/2013 22:52 - Canada - Prince George

Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML

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Jaywin 3

Tuesday 24 March 2009 9:07

Your 11 year old bro is getting some mad recess swing-set pussy. More power to him.

MaCherie_fml 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 9:06

"UR DOING IT WRONG." This made me laugh :D

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reddeath_fml 2

Tuesday 24 March 2009 23:50

HAHA i'd give him a high five too. thats great

quesoesbueno59 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 23:58

This made my day :)

rodog1324 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 0:06

yo your brother is awesome

Shroomsteroo 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 0:11

this is a great relationship. if i were you, i'd be laughing my head off

theoldGP 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 0:35

hahahahaha thats so funny. i would have just laughed definitely not an FML

favabean05 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 0:44

That's hilarious! I love your brother and I love your boyfriend =D

mathews666 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 0:48

YEAAAH KID i love both of em

berlioz13151411 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 0:54

Not an FML, but FAH (Funny as Hell). :p

Brolin 4

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:11

lmfao yes xD he rocks!!!

skakid_123 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:28

i totally would have high-fived the kid too!

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