Intimacy: Today, my 11 year old brother walked in on me sitting on my boyfriend's...

By SLA - 23/03/2009 23:12 - United States

Today, my 11 year old brother walked in on me sitting on my boyfriend's ass and giving him a back massage. He tilted his head a little and then said "Aren't you guys doing it wrong? Isn't he supposed to be on top?" My boyfriend laughed and gave him a high-five. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By Leyla - 14/07/2012 07:09 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We were under the covers, and my little brother thought we were wrestling, so he got on top of the covers and started "wrestling" with us. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2019 22:00 - Australia - Brighton

Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 23:01 - United States - Parkersburg

Today, my brother said he was cleaning his room. When I walked in, he was giving my cousin a blowjob. FML

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By tony456 - 11/07/2011 21:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were making out while she was laying on me. Her little brother walked in, saw us and yelled, "Mom they're swallowing each other!" FML

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By Now Single - 03/04/2011 08:06 - Reserved

Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2019 18:00

Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML

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By Volume_control - 10/11/2009 14:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML

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By SayCheese - 02/04/2013 22:52 - Canada - Prince George

Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML

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Jaywin 3

Tuesday 24 March 2009 9:07

Your 11 year old bro is getting some mad recess swing-set pussy. More power to him.

MaCherie_fml 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 9:06

"UR DOING IT WRONG." This made me laugh :D

Comments

gennabelle 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 0:48

Haha... I can totally picture my brother and boyfriend doing that. Hilarious :)

edwardcullenisme 6

Saturday 28 March 2009 13:13

haha your bro AND ur boyfriend are awesome XP

waterpolo09 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 19:55

lmfao that's so cute

TheImmaculate 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 0:59

That's Funny.

aresC 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:32

your boyfriend and his brother are awesome.

aresC 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:34

your boyfriend and his brother are awesome.

Emwo 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 5:03

Sith Lord Ali? o___o man, that could've been an awesome 3-way Hi5 right there.

ChaosChild 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 6:43

*laughs* I hope you accepted his high five, that was funny.

Fidelis_fml 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 8:36

Did you have clothes on at the time? lol xD

davidlonghorn 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 4:57

sounds about right? not an fml.

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Today, my girlfriend reached into my pocket to get my keys so she could get something out of my car. When she yanked them out, the condom that we'd just used flew up into the air and landed on the floor in front of her entire family. FML

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Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came, "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

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Today, I arrived home and it was freezing. I asked why the windows and doors on the terrace were open and my roommate told me it was because she'd mopped the floor… on the terrace. The terrace that's outdoors. She thinks that this way the floor would dry faster. FML

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Today, I was using the toilet at a friend's house when the toilet made a strange gurgling noise. Thinking it was just old plumbing, I flushed. The water started rising... and rising. Before I knew it, water, and whatever was in the toilet, began overflowing and flooding the bathroom. I had to go ask for help, and a mop. FML

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Today, my wife, who’s been a stay at home mom since our kids were born, hasn’t really been out looking for a day job since they’re old enough to be in school full time now. She has however been day-drinking and hooking up with the neighbor's wife. She insists she’s not gay, just experimenting. FML

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Today, my husband left our bedroom to go turn the thermostat down in the hall. I let out the smelliest fart, so bad that I had to blame it on our baby. He laughed and said, "I leave for one second and come back and it smells like a sewer in here." FML

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Today, I met a new guy at work who wouldn't stop hitting on me. We ended up on a six-hour shift together watching a pool, so we were wearing nothing but bathing suits when he began grabbing me inappropriately. When I confided in my female coworker about it, she told me that he was her husband. FML

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