By AnnoyedSister - 30/12/2013 22:28 - United States - Arlington

Today, my 12-year-old daughter glued her left eyelid shut with fake eyelash glue. After spending 4 hours in the ER, I asked her why she did it. "I wanted to get Blake to notice me," she said. Blake is our neighbor's convict son. FML
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AnnoyedSister tells us more.

AnnoyedSister 7

Hi everybody! OC here. I guess I didn't put enough details in my FML as I could: So I'll tell you all the WHOLE story. Blake is 17 years old. Yes he is a convict currently on parol. I cannot remember exactly WHAT he did, but I believe it was either Breaking and Entering or he stole a car. I'm not positively sure. Also: I could not get off the eyelash glue with warm water or make up remover because her eyelashes were going inward towards her eye and frankly, my daughter wouldn't stay still long enough for me to even try. To all the commenters who said "Keep an eye on your daughter." Nice pun. But she is twelve years old so I'm pretty sure even if I tried to pay attention she'd say something along the lines of "Go away mom!" Or "What do you want?!" So yeah. Blake also does NOT flirt with my daughter (thank goodness) and they've only met once, when they moved in. The funny thing is, he can't even get her name right. Her name is Violet, but he insists on calling her Veronica. So, no marriage plans yet! Yay!

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Top comments

xBethanyC 15

You should tell her that the boys that will only notice her for her looks aren't the kind of boys she should be after.

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Comments

JMichael 25

I think you and Blake need to have a coming to Jesus meeting. Oh don't forget to have one with your daughter as well.

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ahsanmasood 4

*hug* its tough being a parent to a teenage girl-child, chin up :)

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sickerthanyou 13

I think she will have a very great future!, chasing criminals with babies from different guys, what could go wrong?

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saxoBEAST57 10

Well that's one way to spend a Sunday....

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SuperMew 22

I have dated two "convicts" in my life. One was an abusive asshole who treated me like shit. The other was a guy who was literally in the wrong place at the wrong time and got arrested for something his friend did. He was a gentleman and a sir, but he was also trying to make changes in his life. I just could not deal with some of the issues that came about because of his family. They were crazy. But some of the nicest people can have been in prison. Some of the worst people are just not caught. Everyone has potential to go to prison and be a criminal. What is important is to make sure your daughter does not turn herself into a sex kitten because men want her to act a certain way. She needs to have a strong sense of self, morals, and to be allowed to make mistakes... but maybe not with an older guy. Make sure you treat her like a person and not a stupid kid, that will make this situation get worse.

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swedeNix 13

Convicts doesnt have to be bad men. Ppl changes.

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