ACAB, Cops and Kids: Today, my 14 year old son got suspended and I had to pay for...

By duckthehack - 28/01/2011 14:25 - Poland

Today, my 14 year old son got suspended and I had to pay for the damage after he sprayed "FUCK THE POLICE" on the back wall of his school. I'm a policeman. FML

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By Renzy - 12/12/2012 18:32

Today, my son got suspended from school. He's in kindergarten. FML

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You deserved it 7 589

By Anonymous - 15/09/2013 04:02 - United States

Today, my teenage son tried to huff a can of spray paint. FML

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You deserved it 6 578

By Anonymous - 01/03/2013 00:15 - United States - Brighton

Today, I had to sneak out of work early to pick my 14-year-old son up from school. He and a friend had been found covered in Astroglide, racing each other down the corridor on their bellies. My boss noticed my absence from work, and now my son and I are both on suspension. FML

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Kinda deserved it

By Anonymous - 10/12/2021 14:02

Today, my son, who to my great shame is a typical bully, was suspended for bullying a disabled girl. Her father must have been the biggest, meanest, most tattooed ex-marine I've ever seen. He blamed me for bad parenting, and I actually peed myself a little in fear, which he saw too. FML

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Right or wrong?

By Anonymous - 23/08/2022 16:00

Today, my son's school called to inform me that I had to come pick him up, as he was caught vandalising. What shenanigans had he gotten up to? Writing "Epstein didn't kill himself" on various desks and walls around the school. I'm not sure if I should applaud the sentiment, or be annoyed that he got caught. FML

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You deserved it 492

Kids will be kids

By Charles Booth - 09/04/2021 14:00 - United States

Today, my 14 year-old got a 5-day suspension for fighting. He stood up for an 7th grader who was getting picked on. While the poor kid was eating lunch, they were messing with him when my son stepped in. There were some words said, then a fight. He feels terrible for fighting but I think he was in the right. FML

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You deserved it 123

By Anonymous - 28/10/2011 15:52 - United States

Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML

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You deserved it 5 688

By ohcrap - 02/08/2011 04:58 - United States

Today, my son drew in Sharpie all over the wall, so I spanked him as punishment. When my boss came over for dinner, my son shouted, "Daddy made me take my punishment in the butt." FML

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You deserved it 16 131

A bit harsh

By amy - 08/08/2022 12:00

Today, my six-year-old son called to say he was suspended from school for drawing some “pretty flowers.” Confused as to why that would warrant punishment, I took a look and they were swastikas. He’s inconsolable. FML

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Wonky logic

By Anonymous - 25/10/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, I got my ass beat by some kid in my grade. The reason I was targeted? The superintendent, aka my idiot father, suspended him for defending himself in another fight. The kid told me it's not personal, he needed to prove a point that our school doesn't do shit about bullying, As much as I agree with him… FML

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You deserved it 77

sweet_candy_ 17

Friday 28 January 2011 18:57

He is hanging out with the wrong crowd :(

perdix 29

Friday 28 January 2011 19:06

Don't worry, he was talking about the band. Sting really ****** over Stewart Copeland and Andy Summers when he ditched them for his self-indulgent solo career. Or maybe he was angry when they jumped the shark with "Ghost in the Machine." Either way, it wasn't really about you.

Comments

ohhhyeaaa 0

Monday 31 January 2011 1:43

haha ur son rocks cops suck. they think they're awesome and can do whatever they want and beat on peoples asses. it's not cool. I hate cops.

stunned1083 2

Monday 31 January 2011 3:51

Haha that's what you get foR being a cop. So long as it's your job not your life dont take it to heart.

emjay09 0

Monday 31 January 2011 11:25

well what did you do to him to make him do that?

kitkatmiaow 21

Monday 31 January 2011 19:56

My God some of the people on here are so disrespectful it's unreal! Saying such ridiculous and ignorant things... You should talk to your son. Maybe he's acting out because of idiots like some of these posters giving him a hard time? My Dad was a policeman from when I was very little until a couple of years ago, he served his full service and I am so proud to call him my Dad. But I was bullied incessantly through school by nasty and ill educated people, and that made my teenage years hard at times. Granted I didn't react like your son did, but I did react badly, but towards the bullies, not the police. People on here making disrepectful comments should get real. I hope they never need the service of the police becuse they truely don't deserve it! I feel for you because that must have been upsetting for you. =^..^=

aandra 1

Monday 31 January 2011 22:47

Unfortunately it's impossible that he was talking about the band as it happened in Poland. And I suppose the writing on the wall was: CHWDP and it is an abbevation for "Chuj W Dupe Policji" which litteraly means "Dick up the Police's Ass", so all it means is "**** the Police". Though your comment was funny :)