Intimacy: Today, my 14 year-old son sent a broadcast on my blackberry saying...

By Anonymous - 21/12/2010 16:18 - United Kingdom

Today, my 14 year-old son sent a broadcast on my blackberry saying ''I'm a young gay man looking for some fun!'' to all my contacts as a joke. What he didn't know was that it's my work phone. FML

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By fmlisthebomb - 01/03/2009 06:58 - United States

Today, my mother got a call from our old high school saying that they had fifteen freshmen boys in his office with a nude photo of me on their phones. I had sent that photo only to my boyfriend. Apparently he loves to share me. FML

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Today, I got the cell phone bill for my family and saw that my son had gone over his limit by around 1,000 messages. Curious to see what he was talking about that much, I read the messages. Apparently, my 15 year old son is having it off more than me and my wife. FML

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By Embarrassed - 11/02/2009 01:46 - United States

Today, I was in the car with a group of my girl friends discussing sexual experiences when I looked down and realized my Blackberry had dialed the family I babysit for and had left a five minute voicemail. FML

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By i'm not psychic, mother fucker - 02/06/2013 20:48 - Sweden - Uppsala

Today, I got a text message while driving home. I checked after arriving, and found it was a kinky text from my boyfriend, so I sent him an even kinkier reply. He later raged at me, because I somehow should have known he was showing off his phone to his mom when I sent my reply. FML

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By Raleigh - 13/10/2024 16:00 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, I was in a store parking lot when I got a text from an unknown number saying, "I see you, I know what you did last summer, you wicked little shit." I freaked out and looked around in a panic. It turns out that it was my "hilarious" dad testing his new phone from across the parking lot. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2018 18:30 - United States - Papillion

Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my 10-year-old brother. FML

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By dannytriplet - 11/04/2010 06:34 - United States

Today, I got my son's phone bill (the phone I got him to call us from college). I found out he's been calling a phone sex hotline everyday. He hasn't called us once. FML

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By parent - 08/03/2018 01:30

Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML

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By ... - 18/02/2018 01:30

Today, I realized all of my boyfriend's and my dirty messages were being sent to my mom because I'd logged into messenger on her phone once without logging out. She sat me down and said, "I know your mouth's been on his wee wee." FML

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mzmaverickd 7

Tuesday 21 December 2010 19:06

Did anyone answer?

perdix 29

Tuesday 21 December 2010 19:12

They'll probably reply that you are not really young, but if you are still looking for "fun" . . .

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subieman89 1

Friday 24 December 2010 9:52

password protect ur phone just saying the feature is there for exactly that reason

dansco 24

Thursday 30 December 2010 10:04

No birthday this year then!

TheBinksOhhhh13 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 16:52

Ooooo ! I wudda slapped him upside the head so hard !!!

uhhRawr 7

Monday 17 October 2011 3:33

Say ur phone was stolen

needsagf14 12

Friday 23 December 2011 6:43

Control your kid. Lock him away. That's just awful

purplexpinapple 11

Saturday 16 March 2013 12:44

LMFAO!

Kitkat1996 0

Thursday 25 April 2013 1:18

Do you work at Jp Morgan

cwl727 32

Thursday 17 April 2014 0:41

Somebody is getting grounded.

gimmethatbetty 7

Sunday 3 August 2014 5:12

Beat that a**!

bopersonn 13

Sunday 24 August 2014 22:56

Ground him for life?

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