Intimacy: Today, my 14 year-old son sent a broadcast on my blackberry saying...

By Anonymous - 21/12/2010 16:18 - United Kingdom

Today, my 14 year-old son sent a broadcast on my blackberry saying ''I'm a young gay man looking for some fun!'' to all my contacts as a joke. What he didn't know was that it's my work phone. FML

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By ... - 18/02/2018 01:30

Today, I realized all of my boyfriend's and my dirty messages were being sent to my mom because I'd logged into messenger on her phone once without logging out. She sat me down and said, "I know your mouth's been on his wee wee." FML

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Tuesday 21 December 2010 19:06

Did anyone answer?

perdix 29

Tuesday 21 December 2010 19:12

They'll probably reply that you are not really young, but if you are still looking for "fun" . . .

Comments

EarAcheMyEYE10 2

Wednesday 22 December 2010 7:51

Just make sure he wears long sleve shirts and turtle necks... to hide the bruises!!

matt12866 1

Wednesday 22 December 2010 8:48

that def sucks I wonder what everyone response was lol

nomnom_muffins 0

Wednesday 22 December 2010 9:14

YDI for raising such a crappy kid.

convictconnie 0

Wednesday 22 December 2010 10:12

ur patenting skills SUCK!!!!

TSSB 0

Wednesday 22 December 2010 11:59

Apparently your parents couldn't teach you to spell parenting :) Also it's normal that 14 year old boy or girl try to be funny by "humiliating" their parents :)

jansdo 1

Wednesday 22 December 2010 15:24

dumb 14 year old if he doesn't know this is your work phone. My 7 year old grand daughter knows not to touch my phone. Maybe the branch doesn't fall far from the tree.

olg2209 0

Wednesday 22 December 2010 18:50

at least your co workers know the truth now

sallen0046 4

Wednesday 22 December 2010 19:14

The two of you obviously have some serious boundary issues. This is completely inappropriate, no matter who the contacts are. Had you bothered to properly educate your child to keep his hands off of things that do not belong to him, this would never have been a problem. On top of that, you chose not to password protect an item that others can easily access. Learn to be proactive or you're going to end up ******* your son's life.