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By anon - 12/04/2015 10:33 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my 16 year old daughter convinced her little sister that I am a robot. Now every time I try to talk to her she starts crying. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2010 05:07 - New Zealand

Today, my daughter came up to me crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she told me that she had a fight with her imaginary boyfriend. She's 16. I raised this child. FML

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By Nuts - 07/11/2015 02:55 - Canada - Grimsby

Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML

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By Misty3242 - 06/02/2010 08:15 - United States

Today, my little sister asked me what she would look like when she got older. I told her that she would probably look a lot like me. She started to cry. FML

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Say it ain't so

By loserwithlice - 26/07/2009 18:58 - United States

Today, I told my 8 year-old daughter that she looks a lot like mommy. Now she won't come out of her room because she thinks she's ugly. FML

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By Unsanitary - 26/06/2011 10:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my daughter spent three hours crying and having a temper tantrum over being forced to have a bath after four days without one. My daughter is 16. FML

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Stuck in the middle with you

By dadlife - 08/06/2021 04:01

Today, I heard my wife and daughter arguing. My wife took away my daughter's phone and laptop for being disrespectful. My daughter screamed, calling her mom a fat cow. My wife simply said, "Yeah, well you’re gonna look exactly like me when you grow up!" Now they’re both locked in rooms, crying. FML

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By Herdad - 30/07/2009 11:34 - United States

Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML

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Hail Santa

By Holidayruined - 26/12/2021 10:59

Today, my 16 year-old son had a tantrum over me asking him to clean up his room, and decided to tell my 6 year-old daughter that Santa isn't real, and that it was me who bought her presents. My daughter is inconsolable. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2010 14:56 - United States

Today, my 8 year old adopted daughter told me she wants me to take her back so another family can adopt her because I don't give her enough toys. FML

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By parenting sucks - 01/07/2011 17:42 - United States

Today, I tried to comfort my daughter who'd been crying non-stop for hours. She thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill her, and I can't convince her otherwise. FML

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ActionFearo 39

Sunday 12 April 2015 19:42

This honestly sounds like a very fun situation: "Honey, I love you, I'm not a r... error. Override. Must destroy planet earth".

Killz268 18

Sunday 12 April 2015 19:41

siblings are the best.

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Mons_fml 27

Sunday 12 April 2015 22:07

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chewebb 8

Sunday 12 April 2015 22:14

Smart children.

JD134 24

Sunday 12 April 2015 22:21

Just tell your daughter, her sister is a robot too.

imahobbitlol 24

Sunday 12 April 2015 22:41

You should educate her daughter rather than complain about it on a website.

Goblin182 26

Monday 13 April 2015 13:11

OP can do both.

wfacsc 13

Tuesday 14 April 2015 1:42

You missed a perfect opportunity for "Why not both?". :(

mikelwhalen 17

Sunday 12 April 2015 22:47

This is hilarious my mom would laugh her ass off if I convinced one of my younger siblings that she is a robot.

notesz 21

Sunday 12 April 2015 23:08

This was one of the rare occasions, that I laughed out loud at an fml.

limegreenpoopie 31

Monday 13 April 2015 0:14

Gotta love your siblings

gintwinsmoore 20

Monday 13 April 2015 0:18

teens...just wanna eat em all up!

Vestin 18

Monday 13 April 2015 0:26

Beep boop

rockwrench 18

Monday 13 April 2015 0:30

Tell her that Data from Star Trek is coming over for dinner. Kidding of corse. Make your older daughter set it straight with the younger one. Oh yeah, robots don't eat food.

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