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By anon - 12/04/2015 10:33 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my 16 year old daughter convinced her little sister that I am a robot. Now every time I try to talk to her she starts crying. FML
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ActionFearo 39

This honestly sounds like a very fun situation: "Honey, I love you, I'm not a r... error. Override. Must destroy planet earth".

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teddd14beat 13

awwwh sorry op!

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haynesbrand93 6

you could do the ALS bucket challenge and prove her wrong

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m_warner1 14

What if you actually are a robot and your daughter is just trying to warn people?

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SadSouthernBell 18

On the bright side, it could make getting chores done a lot easier :-) seriously though, proving to her you're not a robot won't be too difficult. Maybe a little technology grounding on the oldest will quicken a confession

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rachelllllb 18

there are plenty if wats you can prove you arent a robot..... unless you cant??? :o

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False_Stupidity 41

If wats? ... Syntax Error! ... Dose not compute! ... Press Ctrl + Alt + Delete

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rachelllllb 18

this app doesnt auto correct your spelling :/ god damn it!!

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dark_angel4121 12

Well as a "robot" tell your 16 year old that it's illogical for her to have any privileges since she clearly can't act as a young adult as she suppose to be. So cellphone, Internet, hanging out with friends and etc. are not part of her daily life until she behaves better. If me and my siblings ever behaved like that when we were younger; we got the punishment we needed to be corrected.

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ActionFearo 39

Yes, how dare they play jokes or have fun and imagination. Those hooligans

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ItsDutch 16

All that for a harmless prank? If I would've pulled that prank on my sister when we were younger, my mom would've played along and get a laugh out of it.

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mistress_paz 30

I would have been do psyched if one of my parents was a robot!

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monkeyxD 19

This reminds me of that episode of Spongebob where he convinced Swuidward that Mr. Krabs is a robot.

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