Kids: Today, my 20-year-old came whining to me, asking why his job...

By ProudMother - 06/03/2013 18:04 - United Kingdom - Telford

Today, my 20-year-old came whining to me, asking why his job interviews keep going so poorly. I had to delicately explain that the "PIMP SLAP" tattoo he had put on his right hand recently may have something to do with it. FML

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By Eh... - 19/07/2009 07:25 - Ukraine

Today, my boss asked me if I know anything about those tattoos that girl put on their lower backs. "You mean Tramp Stamps?" I responded. He looked at me with hatred in his eyes and said that his 18 year old daughter just got one. FML

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By bananamuffin - 30/03/2012 19:13 - United States

Today, I realized that the "holla" tattoo I stupidly got on my lower lip five years ago isn't fading as I expected it to, and will probably contribute to my unemployment for years to come. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2014 18:06 - United States - Monterey Park

Today, I went on a job interview. The interviewer said it all went well, but he can't hire me because I've got a nose piercing, and that type of "image" isn't the kind they're looking for in their employees. This is the guy who had a full sleeve tattoo. FML

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By tattooooooface - 28/01/2010 13:08 - United States

Today, my dad found out I got a tattoo behind his back and is really really upset. When I got home from work my car wasn't in the driveway. When I asked my dad where it was, he replied "you'll get it back when your tattoo comes off." FML

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By Wheredigowrong - 21/10/2013 04:18 - United States - Ankeny

Today, my son came home for the fifth time saying he didn't get the job, wondering what he did wrong. I looked at his resumé; under special skills was, "Keeping it real." Apparently he saw it in a movie and thought it would work. FML

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Piercing wit

By piercingfreak - 28/08/2011 10:41 - New Zealand

Today, I went in to see my piercer. He took one look at my piercing I got a few months ago and laughed saying "What a shit job, I'm sorry but that's pretty crappy because it's not even straight!" I then had to awkwardly explain it was indeed him who had pierced me. FML

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By Tise81 - 22/06/2019 14:00 - Netherlands - Drachten

Today, my 18-year-old son got his first tattoo. I would have loved it, if it wasn't a text on his hand with a glaring spelling mistake in it. FML

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Jumping the gun

By Kelsie - 26/08/2023 16:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML

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Damn squares!

By Anonymous - 29/09/2020 17:01

Today, I went for a job interview and was rejected for having a 'visible' tattoo. It's white ink, so you can't see it unless you look super closely. The only reason they knew about it was because I was honest and mentioned it when asked if I had any tattoos. I guess honesty is not the best policy. FML

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For life

By thats_not_good - 28/05/2009 18:15 - United States

Today, I was getting my first tattoo done. My parents told me it was a bad idea. My friends' parents told me it was a bad idea. I told them that people get tattoos done all the time and nothing goes wrong. Fifty minutes into the tattoo on my back, the artist said, "Oh shit, shit, shit. We can fix this." FML

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Wednesday 6 March 2013 23:32

He has the right mindset: Life's a bitch, be it's pimp. I'd say that shows great life motivation and perseverance in front of challenges, don't see why he wasn't taken.

howdeedoo 22

Wednesday 6 March 2013 23:32

OP, I've gotta say, your son is a dumbass

Comments

jonnyscash 12

Thursday 7 March 2013 2:55

Your son is sadly retarded. Pimp slap him for me. Thanks

imapyro1996 4

Thursday 7 March 2013 3:37

Get some fingerless gloves problem solved

trellz17 19

Thursday 7 March 2013 4:46

Better put some gloves on!

adam_night 9

Thursday 7 March 2013 5:09

He's gonna regret that when he's 80

BellaBelle_fml 23

Thursday 7 March 2013 8:32

He should regret it now. But based on the info from the FML, it doesn't seem that he has the mental capacity to understand how stupid that tattoo is.

bryan788 29

Thursday 7 March 2013 5:20

with a tattoo like he needs to get into the pump game, all he needs is some hoes and a good bottom bitch.

bryan788 29

Thursday 7 March 2013 5:23

I wish more people would get tattoos like that it makes getting a job easier for the rest of us

stewpididiot 11

Thursday 7 March 2013 7:47

Yeah... I... You... **** it... Never mind ....

aligater10 7

Thursday 7 March 2013 9:30

I think you may have an idiot for a son... Fyi

GarageDragon 22

Thursday 7 March 2013 10:45

You raised an idiot. Perhaps you should have been firm with him instead of delicate.

BigSexy123 11

Thursday 7 March 2013 14:39

What the hell do you know? How do you know OP was "too delicate"? Maybe it was because her child was screwed up in the first place. That can happen; I'm not sparing his feelings because "he didn't know any better." I think it's safe to say he was capable of thinking for himself and was just a ******* idiot to begin with.