By ProudMother - 06/03/2013 18:04 - United Kingdom - Telford

Today, my 20-year-old came whining to me, asking why his job interviews keep going so poorly. I had to delicately explain that the "PIMP SLAP" tattoo he had put on his right hand recently may have something to do with it. FML
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Pleonasm 35

He has the right mindset: Life's a bitch, be it's pimp. I'd say that shows great life motivation and perseverance in front of challenges, don't see why he wasn't taken.

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howdeedoo 22

OP, I've gotta say, your son is a dumbass

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zandalee 19

Tell him to do a Michael Jackson move and wear a sparkly white glove. Hopefully it will distract and charm his future employer, especially if he moon walks into the room.

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mosquito19 14

get more tattoo, looks great for interviews.

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ChakatBlackstar 29

In that case he has only three options. 1) Get the tattoo removed. 2) Wear a glove over it of a type that won't interfere with the job and just claim it's because he has a horrific looking injury, which is only a slight exaggeration. or the most obvious one 3) become a pimp.

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ballbearing 10

Why be delicate? I would have told him he was a moron and severely limited his potential when he first can't home with it.

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BrookieAnn 19

May as well get unemployed tattooed cross his forehead....then again I have a tattoo...hmm am I hypocritical?

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ZombieSazza 34

I doubt you have a tattoo on your forehead/hands. :) I have tattoos on my arms and at work/interviews I wear long sleeves shirts when anywhere near customers, if I'm in the kitchen/store room I have rolled up sleeves as only staff will see me. Why didn't you stop him when he got "pimp slapped", OP

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BrookieAnn 19

I have one on my ankle, it's there so when I'm at work I don't get in trouble. Still, people who tattoo visible parts of their bodies and still expect a good job dumbfound me to no end.

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fksfsdhfsdfh 26

I do not think that your son knows what "personal appearance" is!

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watsonpsykosis 10

Kids these days are idiots when it comes to tattoos. There never think ahead and how they might affect what kind of jobs they can get in the future.

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jem970 19

I resent that. I am 20 and got my first tattoo at 16. I thought about what they were and where they are and how they will look after 30 years. Not every young person is an idiot. Dont stereotype.

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ZombieSazza 34

Good luck, on the Internet/real life people will always stereotype. Like yourself, my tattoos were thought out, designed by myself and have meaning too then (mostly medical health and overcoming illness), but not everyone goes through that thought process.

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BrookieAnn 19

Agreed, we aren't all stupid thank you very much.

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ajnorma 16

I have four tattoos and they are all hidden. As I'm going to work in the NHS I can't have an visible ones. So I planned ahead and I wasn't an idiot.

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DanielleinDC 33

Well, he could become a tattoo artist. Sorry, OP, but you raised a total dumbass.

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