Animals: Today, my 20-year-old sister is taking care of my cat while I...

By My rapey cat (doesn't even have balls) - 21/04/2018 01:30

Today, my 20-year-old sister is taking care of my cat while I am out of state. She sent a photo of him "playing in a silly way" with her kitty. I then had to very seriously explain to her that in the photo, my cat and her cat were trying to make more cats. FML

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By catlady5569 - 27/08/2009 08:13 - United States

Today, my sister came over for a visit. I was going to surprise her with the news that I had spontaneously gotten a cat. The first thing she told me when she came in was that she ran over my neighbor's cat. None of my neighbors have cats. FML

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By introublenow - 18/09/2015 12:22 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, I woke up to a cat licking my face. I don't have a cat. I quickly put the cat out the front door and went back to sleep. When I woke up later, I remembered that I had agreed to take care of my sister's cat for a week. I looked out the door, but the cat is nowhere to be found. FML

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By Christine - 09/05/2009 06:08 - United States

Today, I saw my little brother playing with my new kitten. He is only five and isn't very gentle so I took the cat away and told him "You can't play with the cat! I don't think he likes you very much!" In a joking tone. The cat then bit and clawed my face. FML

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By Michelle - 20/02/2011 17:45 - United States

Today, my cat tried to kill me. While I was sleeping, he put his paws on either side of my face and laid down, covering my nose and mouth. While I was struggling to free myself, I could hear my sister laughing next to me. FML

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Every day is Caturday

By Zoey_M - 08/07/2013 23:26 - Saudi Arabia - Riyadh

Today, my older brother told me that the only reason I like cats is because they control minds. I laughed. He was serious. FML

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Disappointing

By Muon66 - 11/06/2021 03:59

Today, I showed my 5-year-old son a photo with a ginger cat and her 6 newborn kittens. I forgot to tell my son the cat mom is not the male ginger cat at home, despite them looking exactly same. His excitement became deep sorrow and a tantrum when he figured out that we didn't get half a dozen kittens. FML

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Wrecked

By cathouse - 26/03/2011 19:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my family came back from holiday to discover that my little sister had messed with the cat flap before we left. Several stray cats were able to come in, but were unable to get out, and left shit in various areas around the house. FML

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By izzy - 15/05/2017 04:00

Today, my sister told me she is getting married and asked me to be the Co-Maid of Honor. Who is the first maid of honor? Her cat. She is serious. FML

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CLAWS

By Anonymous - 07/06/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML

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By Bad Cat - 29/05/2019 14:00

Today, I saw my cat playing in the other room. Fascinated, I watched him for a few minutes before I realized he was playing with one of my daughter's fish. Well, what was left of it. FML

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Saturday 21 April 2018 1:36

Aww !! Your sister must be an innocent, pure woman. Or. Just. Plain. Ignorant.

Colleenfllorida 9

Saturday 21 April 2018 2:36

Why arent they both fixed?

Comments

wanted_2_want 40

Saturday 21 April 2018 1:36

Aww !! Your sister must be an innocent, pure woman. Or. Just. Plain. Ignorant.

julfunky 29

Saturday 21 April 2018 2:15

So they’re getting along? That’s nice.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 21 April 2018 2:31

"'playing in a silly way' with her kitty?" WTF?!?! Oh, wait, you mean her literal domesticated feline animal! Never mind...

assassinmaster 22

Saturday 21 April 2018 10:11

Are you really this “smart”?

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 21 April 2018 15:20

I did use single quotes inside double quotes, so, yeah, I’m pretty “smart!”

Colleenfllorida 9

Saturday 21 April 2018 2:36

Why arent they both fixed?

EarthsMightiestHeroes 20

Saturday 21 April 2018 4:02

if you look at the username, OP says her cat is neutered. And fixing animals doesn't stop them from trying to reproduce, my dog has been neutered all his life (he's 10) and still tries to mate with my other dog all the damn time.

raven_of_azarath 34

Saturday 21 April 2018 10:41

Fixing them may take away some of the parts and prevent certain chemicals from being released, but it sure as hell doesn’t get rid of natural instinct. When my then unfixed female went into heat the first time, my neutered male would not get off her.

Emma Marshall 19

Sunday 22 July 2018 3:38

Who says they aren't? And it literally says her cat has no balls.

CrazyTrainWreck 19

Saturday 21 April 2018 3:34

Pussy on pussy action... I know a few people who would pay to see that.

Lobby_Bee 17

Saturday 21 April 2018 5:50

"how many cats is too many cats? there's no such number"

DataWog 30

Saturday 21 April 2018 11:57

I remember once when a friend of my mom's came over... 'Is your cat a calico?' 'Yeah?' 'Well, she's getting ****** in your front yard.' We got her fixed as soon after birth that it was safe to do so...