Animals: Today, I saw my little brother playing with my new kitten. He...

By Christine - 09/05/2009 06:08 - United States

Today, I saw my little brother playing with my new kitten. He is only five and isn't very gentle so I took the cat away and told him "You can't play with the cat! I don't think he likes you very much!" In a joking tone. The cat then bit and clawed my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2011 22:36 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed with my cat. I must have looked at him the wrong way or something, because he hissed and savagely clawed at my face without warning. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2010 03:16 - United States

Today, my little brother was playing with my cat, getting it to chase a laser pointer. He thought it would be funny to shine the laser pointer over my nuts. FML

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By smellsofeggs - 26/11/2009 21:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having a playful fight with my brother. I made the point that our dog likes me better than him. To this, my dog jumped onto the sofa, turned to me and vomited on my face. FML

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By Zoey_M - 08/07/2013 23:26 - Saudi Arabia - Riyadh

Today, my older brother told me that the only reason I like cats is because they control minds. I laughed. He was serious. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML

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By moneyman22 - 01/03/2010 19:09 - United States

Today, I was asked to take care of my 3 year-old little brother. After 15 minutes of him screaming and me trying to keep him entertained, he started throwing his toy cars at me. He hit me in the mouth, and I started to bleed. My parents yelled at me for "not controlling him." FML

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By meowmeow - 21/09/2010 04:38 - Australia

Today, I noticed my kitten was growling and twitching in his sleep. I tried to wake him up by gently prodding him. He responded by waking up and attacking my face. FML

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By Foreigner Fail - 25/09/2022 13:30

Today, I meowed at my cat and he got really close to me. I then meowed again and he punched me in the face. Them's fightin' words, it seems. FML

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By Philomena - 01/10/2024 00:00 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I wanted to show my friends my cat’s “high-five” trick. I held out my hand, and instead of a high-five, my cat scratched and bit me instead. I yelped, and my friends burst into laughter. I had to bandage my hand, all whilst they joked about “cat training.” FML

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By My rapey cat (doesn't even have balls) - 21/04/2018 01:30

Today, my 20-year-old sister is taking care of my cat while I am out of state. She sent a photo of him "playing in a silly way" with her kitty. I then had to very seriously explain to her that in the photo, my cat and her cat were trying to make more cats. FML

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Saturday 9 May 2009 16:28

You didn't deserve that. But maybe next time instead of telling him that he can't go near it because it doesn't like him, teach him how to handle it properly.

Helinacoustic 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 16:09

Karma. And cats have a sense of irony.

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Bullseyeboy277 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 16:09

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cole86 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 4:58

cats r awesome

feather421 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 16:09

my cat does that to me all the time.

Helinacoustic 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 16:09

Karma. And cats have a sense of irony.

tick_tock 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 16:10

That sucks haha. I guess the cat likes him more than you!

kneegrow143 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 16:17

And this is why cats suck. Get a dog.

whiteangel361 10

Thursday 23 October 2014 4:31

K-9 units will attack innocents. Meow-9 units won't. Your argument is invalid.

BanjoCheeseGuy 26

Saturday 17 December 2016 20:32

Excuse me for both being too late and donald trump, but WRONG. My family used to have a cat named socks, and he would randomly attack everyone. Not all cats are fluffy angels.

darkheadlights 4

Saturday 9 May 2009 16:25

The cat was probably just all hyped up from your brother playing with it, so when you picked it up it reacted like it was still your brother holding it.

kuhrazaychild 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 16:26

meow.

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Saturday 9 May 2009 16:28

You didn't deserve that. But maybe next time instead of telling him that he can't go near it because it doesn't like him, teach him how to handle it properly.

Rodjmeister 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 16:30

Contrary to popular belief cats are pretty rough-and-tumble animals. when my two cats were kittens they'd look like they were about to kill each other, and regularly fall down stairs, off tables, and do all manner of other things while playing. One time they actually chased each other out a second story window, landed somewhat dazed, but then quickly realized they were just outside and continued playing in the yard. so, unless your brother was doing something like that youtube cat torture video (which I doubt seeing as he's five) just let him play.