By missbutthole - 04/06/2011 13:07 - United States

Today, after being chronically constipated for the better part of a week, I finally have the urge to poop. Too bad I'm 30 minutes early to work and locked out of the building. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 707
You deserved it 3 889
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Perdition 4

There are these things called bushes. Generally located in the vicinity of everywhere, they can be used for a multitude of activities, including: - Looking pretty - Looking ugly - Being shaped into odd animals - Being shaped into objects and shapes - Covering someone while they take a shit - and more! Please call 1 123 456 7890 to reserve your FREE copy of "How to man up and not be a pansy about things"!

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xxAlli 0

Go to another building instead of waiting?

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Comments

Docbee 11

...Dx that sounds like a shitty situation

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Discombobulated9 12

...I've never known someone to be so full of shit.

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Epilepsy_fml 0

The same puns over and over again are not funny at all...

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Discombobulated9 12

People putting a downer on the mood aren't funny at all...

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imacreeper 3

48, he's not being a downer, it's just that that shit gets old and annoying.

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imacreeper 3

glad you caught it!

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PurpleRae420 0

So take their newspaper and go behind the buidling squat and do your business lol having to go outside happens to all of us just don't shit yourself !!

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imacreeper 3

75..no sweetie *sigh*..just..just no.

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urdirtyolduncle 15

75-- Wow, your streak of getting thumbed down is greater than a nerd's kill-streaks while playing COD.

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zendaddy0 0

wow that must of been an intense moment

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stephmariee17 0

you're in a shit load of trouble my friend. but why would you be at your work a half an hour before they open? go to the nearest place where there's a bathroom I guess?

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xxAlli 0

Go to another building instead of waiting?

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AppleCurry 0

that's what I was just thinking. Unless his job is in the middle of no where there should be a nearby bathroom.

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kingtz 6

There must be a McDonalds or Starbucks nearby.

5 0
mtlooney225 0

just go poop behind a bush. use a leaf for tp(; haha. jp(:

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mexicotoucher 7

Don't they have public toilets in New York?

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streetllama 4

Just drive somewhere else or did you already drop the load?

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A7X_LoVeee 10

Why go to another building when he can just take a dump in the middle of the street?

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winnn_fml 0

when it comes to poop it's serious business

37 5
futtbuck101 1

must...resist...but can't!! That's a shitty situation

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funnyFMLSplz 0

I just read that in quagmires voice :D

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XXizzlerXX 0

you could always poop behind a bush?

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sensoon15 7

yea go to another building or just find somewhere isolated and shit.

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theguy33 1

I would just pop a squat behind a tree or something

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Perdition 4

There are these things called bushes. Generally located in the vicinity of everywhere, they can be used for a multitude of activities, including: - Looking pretty - Looking ugly - Being shaped into odd animals - Being shaped into objects and shapes - Covering someone while they take a shit - and more! Please call 1 123 456 7890 to reserve your FREE copy of "How to man up and not be a pansy about things"!

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Perdition 4

Also: OP, you're in freakin' New York. Walk 30 feet and use another company's restroom.

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iAmScrubs 19

I called that number 9, and nobody answered.

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kaleighiscool 0

35- Your a moron rapped in an idiot.

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chickunkey 0

35- You're an idiot as well.

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baby_dee97 8

38 you're a moron wrapped in an idiot for spelling wrapped wrong

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omg_a_BALLOON 0

47, You're an idiot for not punctuating your sentence.

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geko911 22

finaly found the idiot convention!! hey guys how ya all doin??

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cupcakeluver1212 0

I think that is the best list I have ever seen in my life.

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x_messyjessy_x 0

I'm guessing you are all victims of constipation and the only way of 'releaving' it is to be mean to others :/ hmm

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Eggers 2

47- You're just a hypocrite for saying "wrong" when you should have said "incorrectly"

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

Surely there is a gas station or something somewhere in the vicinity of your work.

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baby_dee97 8

hey don't call me shirley

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