Embarrassing and Work: Goodbye

Goodbye

By Noname - 28/01/2009 15:50 - United States

Today, I went into my office and told my boss that I hated my job and was quitting on the spot. I tried to leave quickly but I slipped and fell on the marble floor right in front of everybody during my exit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 189

You deserved it 6 339

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2015 16:58 - United States - Portland

Today, I went in for an interview for my first ever job. Just seconds after meeting the boss, I slipped on the linoleum floor. I was wearing a skirt. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 083

You deserved it 2 298

By embarrassed - 20/12/2010 14:51 - United States

Today, I slipped at work while putting out a "wet floor" sign to make sure the customers didn't slip. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 049

You deserved it 6 565

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2023 19:00

Today, I embarrassed myself not once, not twice, but three times in front of a coworker. I dropped something, they came to help; I got distracted and fell forward onto my knees, to only then nearly knock over an entire skid of boxes on to the both of us. I kinda want to quit my job. FML

I agree, your life sucks 636

You deserved it 186

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By Alison - 18/11/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, my boss called to check if I was available for a last-minute meeting. Trying to sound professional, I sat up straight in my chair, only to forget I was sitting on a rolling chair with no lock. The chair slid back, I slipped off, and a loud crash echoed through the office. My boss asked if I was okay, and I tried pretending nothing happened. FML

I agree, your life sucks 263

You deserved it 175

By kronic1990 - 14/01/2015 15:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I tripped over a "wet floor" sign at work and hit the floor hard. The floor wasn't even wet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 204

You deserved it 4 840

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By flop of shame - 17/08/2019 16:00

Today, I was walking into work holding a coffee and a bunch of other things. My employee saw me and held the door. I was almost there when I dropped my coffee, tried to catch it, tripped over the curb and fell flat on my face. I heard the door close while still lying there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 652

You deserved it 202

By lowly101 - 09/08/2016 19:15

Today, I stood up at my desk and fell. I landed on the arm of my desk chair. There was a loud crack when the plastic in the chair broke. My co-workers heard. They didn't come to check on me because I didn't scream. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 528

You deserved it 1 477

By babygirllxo - 13/07/2010 18:28 - Canada

Today, I slipped on the wet floor at work and sprained my wrist badly. I was carrying the wet floor sign so no one would slip. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 535

You deserved it 7 168

By mmckie - 11/06/2019 22:00

Today, I went into a restaurant with my family. I slipped off my chair, pulling the tablecloth with all the food and drinks on it with me onto the floor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 717

You deserved it 441

raaaaaaachael 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 9:21

dude, marble floor? why quit?

beauty_blogger 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 20:16

Uhh...you quit your job in this economy? Deserved it. We all hate our jobs.

Comments

blinkingstarlet 15

Friday 6 March 2009 20:23

lmfao #3 i agree w/ #1. suuuuuueeeeeeee! unless u worked for a lawyer.... thennn double fml lol.

beauty_blogger 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 20:16

Uhh...you quit your job in this economy? Deserved it. We all hate our jobs.

Lizzygirlleee 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 22:39

hehe at least you left in style

fuzzybrownbear 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 13:12

Sue for money maybe?

shaubygal 11

Wednesday 15 June 2011 6:46

yesssssssss do it sue their asses off

raaaaaaachael 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 9:21

dude, marble floor? why quit?

pingpongpickle 8

Thursday 1 April 2010 7:33

hahahahah. that's embarrassing.

SouthSideGummi 0

Friday 18 June 2010 4:55

lol!!!!!!!

rends 0

Saturday 19 June 2010 23:44

that sucks dude, I agree with everyone above me tho; sue their ass

Aero_boy 4

Sunday 20 June 2010 1:28

Are you that dude from YouTube that on his way out of McDonald's he tried to hit the windown with a chair, but then failed and fell?

Randomlyscrm13 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 22:47

Are freakin moronic... U deserved to fall flat on your behind... Good luck finding a new job in these bad times

akeller3298 1

Saturday 18 June 2011 16:45

how is it the OP's fault ? he didn't like his job , why stay with a job you don't like ? obviously the OP's thought about the failing economy before quitting . not everyones a dumbass .