Miscellaneous: Today, my 28-year-old brother who has been pranking me all my...

By cupcake_butt - 17/10/2011 08:39 - United States

Today, my 28-year-old brother who has been pranking me all my life, put a chocolate cupcake on my chair. I sat on it, with my white dress. On my wedding day. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2022 22:00

Today, at my little cousin’s birthday party, some spoilt child played a prank and placed chocolate cake on my seat just as I was about to sit. Let’s just say of all the days, today was a bad day to wear cream trousers and park the car quite a way away from the venue. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2011 07:44 - United States

Today, at my wedding, my brother decided it would be funny to trip me as I was walking down the aisle, in front of hundreds of people. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2010 18:55 - Canada

Today, my family threw me a surprise party for my 29th Birthday. My brother-in-law sent me a text telling me they were all waiting for me to arrive. Thinking it was at my sister's home, I drove two hours there. It was actually at my parents' house. I missed my party and they ate my cake. FML

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It's called fashion Susan, look it up

By Anonymous - 16/07/2020 23:01

Today, I thought it'd be funny to give my younger brother a wedgie. I found the thong I thought I'd lost. FML

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By randomnamehere - 27/07/2009 18:22 - United States

Today, my brother decided it would be funny to squirt disappearing ink on my wedding dress right before I walked down the aisle. It didn't disappear. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2019 14:00

Today, I was sitting in my room when my dad came in to ask if I wanted the rest of his cake. I'd made it for my cousin's wedding, and spent 2 days preparing it. The wedding is tomorrow. FML

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It's a set up!

By Anonymous - 10/02/2023 01:00 - United States - Simi Valley

Today, my brother had texted me, asking, "Why did you take Mom's chocolate? That's pathetic." I proceeded to swear on my own life that I didn't, but directly after that he sent me a picture of the wrapper in my room. FML

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By LonnyLonnikins - 09/04/2009 05:07 - Canada

Today, I went to pick up my sister's wedding cake. It was a nice day, the shop was close, and the cake wasn't too big so I walked. On my way back, I stepped aside for a kid on a bike, tripped over my shoelaces, and dumped my sister's expensive, custom-designed cake. The wedding is tomorrow. FML

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By SayCheese - 02/04/2013 22:52 - Canada - Prince George

Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2015 08:44

Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML

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cloudiarose 5

Monday 17 October 2011 16:01

Oh god.. that sucks.. if i were you.. he would die!!!

TROLLFACEdotJPG 5

Monday 17 October 2011 16:00

Just get back it him. Shove his face into the cake.

Comments

asiandood 4

Monday 17 October 2011 19:16

Today, I put a chocolate cupcake down on my chair at my sister's wedding and went to get a drink. When I returned she was in my seat. The cupcake was squished. FML

False_Stupidity 41

Tuesday 18 October 2011 10:38

I can totally see that as being legit for her brothers side of the story, except that he is obviously a notorious prankster..

underyourbreath 8

Monday 17 October 2011 19:17

Something similar happened at my cousin's wedding. Her prankster brother shoved her face into the chocolate cake when they were cutting it. It got all over the font. She was not amused. She tried to just take it to the dry-cleaners and have him pay the bill, but the stain remained, so she made him pay the $5,500 for the dress. He never pranks anyone anymore.

BloodyMary666 24

Monday 17 October 2011 19:19

That´s not a prank anymore, that goes way too far.

RavenDesired 10

Monday 17 October 2011 19:51

Put Nair in his shampoo.

MwahFMLS 6

Monday 17 October 2011 20:26

Pour acid on him... he'll be fine :)

mspeacock 6

Monday 17 October 2011 20:27

I'd call him out on it at the wedding. Make a huge announcement to everyone as to why you have cupcake on the most important dress you'll ever wear. Make him look like a douche bag infront of everyone.