Miscellaneous: Today, my 28-year-old brother who has been pranking me all my...

By cupcake_butt - 17/10/2011 08:39 - United States

Today, my 28-year-old brother who has been pranking me all my life, put a chocolate cupcake on my chair. I sat on it, with my white dress. On my wedding day. FML

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You deserved it 4 392

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2022 22:00

Today, at my little cousin’s birthday party, some spoilt child played a prank and placed chocolate cake on my seat just as I was about to sit. Let’s just say of all the days, today was a bad day to wear cream trousers and park the car quite a way away from the venue. FML

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You deserved it 136

By Anonymous - 20/03/2011 07:44 - United States

Today, at my wedding, my brother decided it would be funny to trip me as I was walking down the aisle, in front of hundreds of people. FML

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You deserved it 4 580

By Anonymous - 26/01/2010 18:55 - Canada

Today, my family threw me a surprise party for my 29th Birthday. My brother-in-law sent me a text telling me they were all waiting for me to arrive. Thinking it was at my sister's home, I drove two hours there. It was actually at my parents' house. I missed my party and they ate my cake. FML

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You deserved it 8 722

It's called fashion Susan, look it up

By Anonymous - 16/07/2020 23:01

Today, I thought it'd be funny to give my younger brother a wedgie. I found the thong I thought I'd lost. FML

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You deserved it 434

By randomnamehere - 27/07/2009 18:22 - United States

Today, my brother decided it would be funny to squirt disappearing ink on my wedding dress right before I walked down the aisle. It didn't disappear. FML

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You deserved it 3 371

By Anonymous - 14/08/2019 14:00

Today, I was sitting in my room when my dad came in to ask if I wanted the rest of his cake. I'd made it for my cousin's wedding, and spent 2 days preparing it. The wedding is tomorrow. FML

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You deserved it 161

It's a set up!

By Anonymous - 10/02/2023 01:00 - United States - Simi Valley

Today, my brother had texted me, asking, "Why did you take Mom's chocolate? That's pathetic." I proceeded to swear on my own life that I didn't, but directly after that he sent me a picture of the wrapper in my room. FML

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You deserved it 1 286

By LonnyLonnikins - 09/04/2009 05:07 - Canada

Today, I went to pick up my sister's wedding cake. It was a nice day, the shop was close, and the cake wasn't too big so I walked. On my way back, I stepped aside for a kid on a bike, tripped over my shoelaces, and dumped my sister's expensive, custom-designed cake. The wedding is tomorrow. FML

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You deserved it 40 076

By SayCheese - 02/04/2013 22:52 - Canada - Prince George

Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML

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You deserved it 72 302

By Anonymous - 11/01/2015 08:44

Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML

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You deserved it 2 841

cloudiarose 5

Monday 17 October 2011 16:01

Oh god.. that sucks.. if i were you.. he would die!!!

TROLLFACEdotJPG 5

Monday 17 October 2011 16:00

Just get back it him. Shove his face into the cake.

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AshleighNason 24

Tuesday 18 October 2011 0:39

just smack it

linnie44 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 0:40

4 words; boxers and oven cleaner.

GL_Swagggggg 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 0:40

Well you shouldn't have had chocolate cupcakes at your wedding in the first place.

GoldenMantis 4

Tuesday 18 October 2011 0:43

…how the **** did you not see it?

sportboy123456 2

Tuesday 18 October 2011 0:59

i luv ur brother

shrimper123 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 4:05

Your an asshole

Kiirst_mt1994 26

Tuesday 18 October 2011 1:24

i think it's time you started plotting revenge...

rhartwick 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 1:42

Spit in his food.

AnqelMarie 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 1:54

sry but this story is either lames as hell or fake as hell either way, it bored the crapp out of me!

frank678 7

Tuesday 18 October 2011 1:56

UMADBRO?

Nothingson1864 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:21

Lol that sucks. But why are so many people writing on fml on their wedding day?!

False_Stupidity 41

Tuesday 18 October 2011 10:45

It probably was written days ago and also probably after the wedding, just that all FML's have to start with Today.

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Same thing different taste

Kids will be kids

It's called fashion Susan, look it up

It's a set up!

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