By offbeans - 17/02/2009 02:29 - United States

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML
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killer_corn 0

I don't take crap from kids. I would of destroyed the Green ones.

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

When I was 5, I thought stupid was the worst word you could say. If I said **** at the age of 5, I wouldn't be alive to tell anyone.

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roselysunset 12

At first, I thought it said martinas and I was like cool... then I read the whole post and started laughing uncontrollably.

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Linko320 10

I'm sorry but that's ******* hilarious ?

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vanellope681 0

I just wonder where he learned that kind of language.

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JeffyTheOutlaw91 6

He just plainly stated he didn't want no damn blue martians. Tis all!

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