Kids: Today, my 5-year-old son thought it'd be a good idea to pee into...

By Anonymous - 08/03/2014 01:16 - United States - Newton Center

Today, my 5-year-old son thought it'd be a good idea to pee into the heat vent in the hallway of our apartment building. The whole building now smells like urine. The landlord is a 6-foot ex-convict. He wants answers. FML

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By richkief76 - 10/05/2011 02:34

Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML

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By Amber - 10/01/2010 17:17 - United States

Today, I found out why my bathroom has been smelling so bad. My 10-year-old son has been peeing on the radiator, thinking it's fun to watch it steam and sizzle. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2011 15:53 - United States

Today, my 10-year-old brother got the bright idea to urinate in my oven to cool it off. My whole house smells like burnt piss. FML

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By seanzynotfonzyehhhhh - 04/08/2016 05:16 - United States

Today, my boss told me to find the bad smell coming from the apartment we were working on. I found the bathtub about 4 inches high full of piss, and spent the next hour bailing it out into a bucket because the drain wasn't connected yet. I have pee stains in all the wrong places. FML

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By neednewfriends - 19/12/2009 23:21 - United States

Today, I ran into the living room when I heard the smoke alarm going off. Turns out, my friend thought it was a good idea to melt a plastic cup on my floor heater. He also thought the best way to put it out was to urinate on it. My house smells like burnt pee. FML

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By Bonding_boys - 17/12/2012 16:21 - United States - Elk River

Today, I came home to find my husband and our 4-year-old son simultaneously peeing off the second-floor balcony. My husband was giggling like a little girl. FML

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I want to smell feet

By Anonymous - 16/08/2021 14:01

Today, my idiot son incinerated his shoes in the oven. They were wet and he wanted to "quick-dry" them, so now the whole house smells terrible. FML

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By tony - 24/07/2009 07:04 - United States

Today, I discovered my 18 year old son has been peeing on the carpet when he is too lazy to get out of bed in the morning and blaming it on the cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2013 02:12 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, after explaining to my four-year-old why our new puppy was peeing on things to mark his territory, my son decided to follow suit and pee all over our house. FML

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Time to move

By Anonymous - 05/05/2021 06:01

Today, after taking a shower, I realised that my landlord was peeking in the whole time through broken ventilator. Once he tried to get into my room, using his keys. I couldn't tell the landlord's wife, as I didn't have any proof so I left the house, even though my rent was long due. FML

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Saturday 8 March 2014 11:57

Sounds like urine a lot of trouble

Black_Knight80 13

Saturday 8 March 2014 11:52

Either run as fast as you can or just play the I don't know what you're talking about card.

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MainPrism 16

Sunday 9 March 2014 3:48

It's time for prison rules! punch him in the throat & start stompin'. Either that or make urself a shiv...

cryssycakesx3 22

Sunday 9 March 2014 6:08

it's like that commercial with the frathouse the Sunday after homecoming, and all the toilets are broke. Lysol I believe? trying that.

patrickalamo 47

Sunday 9 March 2014 6:51

The kid is 5 he should know not to pee in a hallway. Beat his ass.

outoftown 26

Sunday 9 March 2014 22:56

If the ex-con is a guy, he also was a five-year-old boy once. Explain the situation, and ask what you can do to help solve the problem.

mkayden 23

Monday 10 March 2014 20:37

I'm sure he's pissed.

josiewilliams09 7

Tuesday 11 March 2014 3:21

Does it bother anyone else that she agreed to rent an apartment from an ex convict?

FimogenFeels 14

Tuesday 11 March 2014 15:59

Your son needs a leather belt to his ass. Kids who get spankings from an early age typically don't do this stuff.

cwl727 32

Thursday 13 March 2014 17:37

Why does it matter that he is an ex convict? Simply tell him the truth.

AliciaMeow 12

Saturday 15 March 2014 7:47

The longer you deny any involvement, the worse it's going to be when he finds out. Goodbye, security depisot. Possibly also a boot from the apartment for damaging the building. Talk to him about it, offer to fix it somehow.