Movies, Cute and Kids: Today, my 6-year-old daughter watched The Lion King for the first...

By anon - 05/12/2015 00:32 - United States

Today, my 6-year-old daughter watched The Lion King for the first time. Now, whenever I ask her to do something, she replies "Hakuna Matata" and doesn't even get up. I think she took "no worries" to mean "don't give a shit about anything". FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2013 14:05 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I took my daughter on her first visit to the zoo. While we were watching the lemurs, some kid thought it would be funny to start shouting "MONKEY CUNTS" at them at the top of his voice. Now my daughter refuses to stop repeating the same phrase. FML

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By 919191 - 18/08/2014 13:26 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, my two-year-old daughter's favourite word is 'No'. After leaving her with my sixteen-year-old brother, she now knows other N words as well. Niet, Nein, Non and Never. Her teenage uncle thinks it's hilarious. FML

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By Soo - 24/12/2020 08:04 - Spain - Archidona

Today, I saw my 4 year-old daughter singing and dancing, so I decided to sing along. As soon as I started singing she said, without blinking her eyes and super calmly, "Could you please stop doing that?" FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2010 00:25 - United States

Today, as I put my 4 year-old daughter in the car seat, she dropped her crayon. She then paused and matter-of-factly said, "Mommy, I don't say 'f***' anymore when I drop things." FML

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By JackieD - 25/08/2014 18:05 - United States - Bellevue

Today, I was watching the movie Frozen with my 8 year old daughter. I had seen it before, so I sung along with some of the songs. My daughter put a finger over my lips, said "Shhhhhhhhut the fuck up," then turned back to the TV, giggling. FML

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By hakuna_matata - 31/12/2015 02:41 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I told her that I'd never watched The Lion King. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2013 12:10 - Australia - Campbelltown

Today, my 4-year-old daughter figured out how to set a parental code lock on our television so we can't watch football because it scares her when we scream. She won't tell us no matter what we bribe her with. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2013 17:51 - Finland

Today, I was babysitting a kid for the first time. She asked if she could watch a movie, so I downloaded Cinderella for her. An hour later, this 10-year-old girl was lecturing me about unrealistic standards of beauty and abusive relationships, and how I suck for liking the movie. FML

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Phoebe??

By Anonymous - 30/12/2015 00:58 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while babysitting a young girl, I put on the movie Bambi, as she told me it was her favorite movie. I didn't know that her parents always skipped the scene where Bambi's mom dies. Despite my attempts to comfort her, she was still upset when her parents returned. Her mom blamed me. FML

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By numbnuts - 23/09/2013 05:48 - Canada - Nanaimo

Today, my 2-year-old daughter overheard my wife and I arguing and fixated on one particular insult my wife threw at me. Now my daughter won't stop saying "Daddy a numbnuts", always with a big smile on her face. FML

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Jowisee 29

Saturday 5 December 2015 14:57

When she asks for something, tell her Hakuna Matata. She'll soon get the idea!

lat187 18

Saturday 5 December 2015 15:07

What a wonderful phrase!

Comments

katluvr 22

Sunday 6 December 2015 0:33

In real lif the time is now to teach her how to be a human and that Disney movies (nor most movies, for that matter) are not models for real life. Off that's not how you want to approach the situation, I vote for #47s suggestion.

Xion0014 20

Sunday 6 December 2015 0:56

This is the first time i heard a kid take something from a disney film so literally..

Natedawg1217 6

Sunday 6 December 2015 1:01

Your kid is amazing. Cracked me up!

schreibergx93 19

Sunday 6 December 2015 5:18

Timone and Pumba are the best.

GayboyAdvance 5

Sunday 6 December 2015 9:56

The whole point of the movie is that that philosophy isn't a practical way to live life

jonks95 7

Tuesday 8 December 2015 9:26

Hawkins matata totally means give no *****

JebMcdeber 11

Saturday 19 December 2015 1:42

That's going to be one spoiled ass child. Way to parent, YDI.

JackFaire 27

Saturday 7 May 2016 10:13

That's because that whole sequence is literally "don't give a shit about anything" that wasn't about "growing up" or "being yourself" that song is about "**** everyone else gonna do what I want" The rest of the movie is him figuring out that "Hakuna Matata is a bad idea" sounds like your kid needs the same lesson.