He may be young but he's ready

Mom it's time to show junior the ropes. Set him down at the breakfast table. Open your robe and go to town with the biggest ***** you got.

Well...you're not wrong.

You deserve it. Tell him the truth, that he's to young to understand what it is but he shouldn't say that word until he's older.

On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love have to me... 3 rubber fists, two anal beads , and a ... well you get the idea...

Thats exactly why parents shoulnt lie to their kids... I asked my uncle what a handjob was when i was 7 and he said it was another word for hand shake two weeks later im sitting in the principles office for asking a girl at school for a handjob.... You might wanna clear things up with your kid before he does something like i did trust me its not fun for anyone in the situation....

Why wouldn't you say an adult toy instead of a game?

get him a giant gummy worm.

You really should have explained that it's something that's only for adults.

You should have said the truth: it is a toy that is meant for adults for when they are by themselves and children aren't meant to have them. Lying even slightly makes it a You Deserve It.