Love, Relatable and Awkward: Better late than never

Better late than never

By nice is not enough - 27/11/2021 22:59

Today, I had to admit to myself that I’m not attracted to my boyfriend on any level. I agreed to go out with him because he's a nice guy, but the reality is we have absolutely nothing in common. Not to mention, we have the sexual chemistry of a vegan and a bacon cheeseburger. FML

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Same thing different taste

By PunkChik27 - 12/12/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying we're too different. His only example? He likes ham and I don't. FML

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That's kind of a big issue

By Anonymous - 24/09/2022 02:30

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years, who I love with every fiber in my body, just told me that he's not attracted to me. Not in any way, shape, or form. FML

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You deserved it 136

By muddled - 02/05/2012 06:16 - United States - Joliet

Today, I realized I have more in common with a cantaloupe than I do with my boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 5 136

By Anonymous - 30/10/2010 01:23 - United States

Today, my own boyfriend admitted that he can't name one single thing he likes about me without naming something "physical." FML

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You deserved it 6 472

By mymidlifecrisis - 08/09/2016 04:53 - United States - Valley Village

Today, after years in a relationship I realized that my partner does not like the music I listen to, the food I cook, the pictures I take, the way I dress. The only thing she likes is when I take her out to eat. FML

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Is this dude a puma?

By Anonymous - 04/04/2020 02:00

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML

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Paranoid

By dumb&dumped - 17/04/2023 15:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after we played the "Which celebrity would you sleep with?” game. He decided that since all my answers were guys who looked nothing like him, that I must secretly find him unattractive. Oh and that I would cheat with any of those guys if given the opportunity. FML

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You deserved it 239

When people pleasing goes too far

By Maya R - 21/04/2023 09:30 - India - Delhi

Today, I had to break up with a friend who I couldn't tolerate as a boyfriend. I don't know if the reason was physical unattractiveness, bad body odour, or a forced relationship. The reason I said yes was I didn't want to lose a friend at workplace. I don't know why I had an aversion from him as a boyfriend. I hated it. FML

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You deserved it 775

Types

By aphre - 18/03/2009 12:35 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend of over a year and I were discussing how neither of us is the other's usual "type". I explained that I usually go for insular asshole types and then asked him what made me different from his usual choices. He said "Oh, well, I usually go for the attractive ones." FML

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You deserved it 11 904

By just physical - 18/03/2013 02:45 - Canada - Sarnia

Today, in an attempt to break up with my boyfriend, I told him, "I don't feel a mental connection between us." His reply? "Why do we need a mental connection?" FML

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Sunday 28 November 2021 2:32

Leave him. quite apart from everything else, it's not fair to him.

Bonniibiik 6

Sunday 28 November 2021 2:05

Yea… same… leave… immediately

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 27 November 2021 23:02

If you're the bacon cheeseburger, message me! If you're the vegan, aw, better luck next time.

Plop 17

Sunday 28 November 2021 7:00

Well, there quite a lot of tasty, healthy vegan dishes. And what if she's a cheap, old, overcooked bacon cheeseburger? I'd rather just toss her salad then.

Bonniibiik 6

Sunday 28 November 2021 2:05

Yea… same… leave… immediately

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Sunday 28 November 2021 2:32

Leave him. quite apart from everything else, it's not fair to him.

ninjacat 10

Sunday 28 November 2021 5:55

No desire in bed means the relationship’s dead …. Or some other pithy comment that I’m too exhausted to come up with. Point being…. If you’re not attracted to him and you have nothing in common, the kindest thing you can do is break it off. It isn’t fair to you and it isn’t fair to him. I’d say that you can likely break up and stay friends but, tbbh, if you have nothing in common there isn’t much hope for that either.

Brightside86 30

Sunday 28 November 2021 11:56

I've done this thinking I could grow to like them and I was just being petty and superficial. In my experience it your not attracted go someone don't try and force it.