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By marie0908 - 17/12/2014 05:29 - France - Siros

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Today, my 6-year-old son asked me what a "sex toy" was. Not really knowing what to tell him, I said it was a game. He's asked for one for Christmas. FML
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DinoRawr707 5

someday your son will be on this app telling this story

Serves you right for lying to your kid. "It's a toy that only grown-ups can use." It's that simple.

sylverdrag_fml 9

Get him a set of toys which you can play a game with. "Oups, didn't hear right." Gives you an opportunity for a do over.

U should be worried where he is learning those things

DanielleD93 16

You could of just said a toy for adults

get one that buzzes loudly. kids love that.

Shudda Pulled out the "when your older move"

DenBriZel 31

Your fault... You should've just told him it's something for just mommy and daddy. It's not like he'd ask you to demonstrate.

Should've told him that it was "something for mommy".

xxreikoxx 31

I like how the illustrated version of this shows Santa looking rather tipsy. XD