Kids: Today, my 6-year-old son pooped in the back yard and used a stick... - FML

By fionnathehuman - 09/10/2012 22:56 - United States

Today, my 6-year-old son pooped in the back yard and used a stick to throw it over the fence into my neighbor's yard. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2010 23:54 - United States

Today, my 5 year old-son and I went out for a walk. As I was looking in a shop's the window display, I turned around to see my son pooping into an open manhole on the street. FML

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Good boy

By anonymous - 16/03/2011 02:05

Today, I got a call from my five-year-old son's principal. My son had pooped in the schoolyard, then gave the teacher a Ziploc bag, and commanded her to pick it up. He said he was trying to imitate our dog. FML

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Vengeance is mine

By shitty neighbor - 25/07/2021 10:01 - United States

Today, I had to call the cops on my neighbor. I was heading off to work when I saw him actually shitting in our yard. The reason? They caught my dumbass rebel of a son on their security camera, shitting in their yard. FML

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Child's play

By Misbah Akhtar - 21/11/2020 12:59 - United Kingdom - Plymouth

Today, my 6 year-old brought me a card. On it was a turd belonging to my 4 year-old son. She got excited and grossed out, and threw it on the rug. FML

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By assassinmaster - 04/05/2017 04:00

Today, I saw a kid taking a dump next to my lawn. The good news: his mother picked up the poop to discard it. The bad news: she put it in my mailbox. I now have a pile of smelly brownish tissue-wrapped goo baking under the hot sun inside my mailbox. FML

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By Kathya Wilson - 01/08/2022 10:00

Today, I hung out with a friend who doesn’t have any kids. We went to the park, where my three year-old son decided to drop his drawers and shit next to a tree. FML

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By will - 14/08/2019 12:00 - Canada

Today, my 6-year-old son apparently decided to make a game out of clogging the toilet with toilet paper. He won, and now the whole basement is flooded. FML

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By matchristityler - 09/02/2010 08:19 - United States

Today, my son pooped in his diaper and managed to somehow take it off without my knowledge. He then sat down on the carpet and imitated a dog with worms, all the way down the hallway, through the living room, and into my bedroom. FML

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By sayroshi - 30/06/2016 18:29 - United States

Today, my 3-year-old son decided to pull down his pants and pee outside as our local city's parade had just started marching down the street. FML

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When you gotta go…

By Anonymous - 19/07/2022 20:00 - United States

Today, my youngest son, for the third time, decided that the toilet is not where he wants to go to the bathroom. This wouldn't be an issue if he wasn't also squatting in the yard to take a dump. FML

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AholeCop 11

Wednesday 10 October 2012 8:47

Catapoop? Trebushit?......sorry

foshizzle82 7

Wednesday 10 October 2012 8:45

That's okay, think of it as compost.

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baileymarie102 6

Friday 12 October 2012 0:11

Lmao! Your son is awesome "

umyeahh 13

Friday 12 October 2012 6:51

Oh my god. In dying

weswaco 2

Saturday 13 October 2012 18:05

Hell yeah. Send him on over to my place. We need good troops in the fued we're having with our neighbors. The strip of grass between our drive ways is like the DMZ. lol.

Fantasya_fml 6

Thursday 18 October 2012 19:57

DINKLEBERG!!!!

aly_goes_rawr 3

Wednesday 2 January 2013 5:15

I'd say be proud lmao

Julortiz 15

Tuesday 5 May 2015 23:04

Now its the neighbors problem

MyScurvy 22

Tuesday 16 June 2015 1:09

I'm not even mad, that's amazing!

LifeTrolls 16

Tuesday 17 November 2015 23:35

At least he used a stick!

TheHcwalker 20

Monday 11 April 2016 12:39

Good boy

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Today, after three weeks of holding out, my stingy boss finally called animal control about the birds in the air vent above the register. While I was working, they rummaged through the vents, causing live maggots to fall down right in front of me. FML

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