Time to make a shower schedule! Bath time with mommy has far exceeded it's expiration date!

When my kids were small we regularly drove through a red light district. The little ones learned to count by counting hookers.

gah!

The next thing you need to teach her is discretion, it's okay for her to learn these things, she's going to eventually anyways, but she should really know what's okay to say and what's not.

Is this younger sex ed doing this to our feature generation?

I'd say right back "Yeah, it's become very popular to remove the hair down there. I mean, shit, it's so much easier to keep clean during that time of the month! No wonder we all shave!"

I wouldn't mind proof of this.

Because people rarely have any privacy once they become parents. Up until a certain age, your spawn follow you everywhere. Even to the bathroom if you dont lock the door. And when you do lock the door, you see their fingers and an eye peeking from under the door and hear them breathing.

lol, wish I could've seen your reaction

Must. Grow. Bush.