Kids: Today, my 7 year old daughter explained to a taxi driver that...

By jazopalchris - 25/11/2013 23:42 - Australia - Mount Gambier

Today, my 7 year old daughter explained to a taxi driver that she was born from my "vagina that doesn't have hair". He winked creepily at me and said, "I bet it doesn't." FML

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By YAABOIII - 05/04/2009 22:04 - United States

Today, the 7 year old boy I was babysitting studied my upper lip and said "It's okay, my daddy won't let me shave yet either." I'm a girl. FML

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Stunned silence

By Anonymous - 20/12/2014 22:42 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2019 16:09

Today, I found out that my 8-year-old daughter somehow learned how babies are made. Sort of. I found this out when we had the open house at her school where she meets her new teachers. When one teacher asked where she was from, she replied, "My daddy's balls." FML

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By Rae - 30/07/2009 13:56 - United States

Today, I picked up my daughter from the day care but before we left, the babysitter needed to have a talk with me. To fill you in, I got a brand new prius yesterday. Apparently my daughter told eveyone that her mommy got a new penis. FML

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By Joe - 13/09/2021 20:00

Today, some kid on the bus kept pissing me off, making fart jokes and singing the Peppa Pig theme song on repeat. Angrily, I confronted him and asked him if he was 7. He retaliated with, "Yeah, 7 inches deep in your MOM!" FML

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By Bailey - 22/08/2010 06:58 - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML

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By Wmsys32pr9 - 30/03/2009 05:06 - United States

Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2013 16:38 - United States - Spencer

Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML

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By amore89 - 28/07/2019 12:00

Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML

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By brenami - 31/12/2010 06:13 - United States

Today, I took my daughter to the grocery store. The bag boy seemed to be flirting with me and smiling. He had to be half my age. Once in the car I glimpsed myself in the rear view mirror. I had chocolate completely covering one of my front teeth. FML

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Tuesday 26 November 2013 8:03

My question is, how does she know?

Retrokitty 9

Tuesday 26 November 2013 8:24

Kids don't exactly knock.

Comments

YOLOMASTER 10

Tuesday 26 November 2013 22:40

What a creep. .__.

ViviMage 38

Tuesday 26 November 2013 23:15

The vaginal canal does not have hair. The vulva however.....

bvbarmy4ever 12

Wednesday 27 November 2013 5:25

And how does your 7 year old know this?

shinebright10 5

Wednesday 27 November 2013 6:27

She nows of that how?

KenziDionne 14

Friday 29 November 2013 19:47

Creeper Alert!!!!

Xotoolyxo 16

Saturday 30 November 2013 7:48

Why does this daughter know that...? Your fault. You could've stopped her from talking too.

143amandaott 10

Sunday 1 December 2013 6:31

I would be so embarrassed!!:)

AgentPlatypus73 8

Friday 3 January 2014 7:58

I can't help it. Whenever I see a post about someone's kid doing something dumb/embarrassing, I always click "you deserved it" because it was your choice to have the kid! Kids are stupid, obnoxious, bigmouths. If you're not up for that, don't have a kid!