By Anonymous - 13/08/2013 08:49 - France - Paris

Today, my 7-year-old son proudly announced that he had laid an egg during the night. I checked. He'd simply shat the bed. FML
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zingline89 18

He was just trying to make breakfast in bed.

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truesarrif 33

hopefully it was more hardboiled than scrambled

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Pwn17 25

Maybe some coffee as well.

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Sinistra_Blue 12

"Milk, milk, lemonade, round the corner fudge is made." >.>

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kurodansei 16

Well in time he will learn to use the proper nest.

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HeartOfLead 24

Man, if he thinks those are eggs, than Easter must confuse the shit out of him.

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Soninuva 41

Does that mean that your son is a shitty father?

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CrissyyyS2 22

Did he check the egg to see if a baby chick was in there?

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TheHeavyOne 15

I'd say he was dreaming & thought that was his reality… or maybe he needs a special school.

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ManInTheMachine 19

He probably meant one of those chocolate eggs you get on Easter. I wouldn't taste test it, though. ;) But I would be proud too if I made a perfectly egg-shape shit. Proudest dump of my life.

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hntandjlt 8

He was most likely dreaming or something but sorry to hear about the mess

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