By Anonymous - 13/08/2013 08:49 - France - Paris

Today, my 7-year-old son proudly announced that he had laid an egg during the night. I checked. He'd simply shat the bed. FML
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zingline89 18

He was just trying to make breakfast in bed.

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truesarrif 33

hopefully it was more hardboiled than scrambled

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sammyjanette 17

Does this make you mother goose?

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randm_dude 9

Try to see it this way. In 40 years or so, he will clean your sheets.

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ShyAnn29 14

He's only 7, don't ruin his excitement!

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AussieChild 22

A seven year old should know better. I don't know any seven year olds who have ever done anything like that, or even still wet the bed.

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SlapAndTickle 20

#52 However, us adults dream things all the time and think they are real. Example: Beating up your wife in your sleep because you're beating up robbers in your dream.

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doodlecloud 26

Loads of seven year olds still wet the bed, it's just doesn't usually happen very often, unlike when you're properly little and being potty-trained. They should definitely know that people don't lay eggs though. Even if he dreamt that happening, he should've realised the reality when he woke up..

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Speshelphreak 13

Maybe he thought he was the Easter Bunny and had laid a chocolate egg??

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alchemist27 13

Well I guess you could say that's a *puts on sunglasses* shitty situation YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH

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Ctrl_H 18

Oh please go die some place far away from the rest of us.

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chosha_fml 26

I guess eggs do come in white AND brown.

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worldclassrager 39

Isn't the proper term browned the bed? Anyway...it happens...just more rare...as you can probably relate...

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buttcramp 21

atleast he's confident with a great imagination :)

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Perdition25 12

So much for 7 being the age of reason. My girlfriend's daughter is 7 and has close to no reasoning capabilities either. It is alright though, they will get there.

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