Animals: Today, my 8-year-old son microwaved his pet hamster. FML

By sunil - 13/06/2014 22:53 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my 8-year-old son microwaved his pet hamster. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2014 12:15 - United States - Gainesville

Today, my eight-year-old microwaved our thermometer to see if the temperature would change. FML

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By SpiderFather - 02/07/2013 08:01 - France

Today, my seven-year-old son put a spider in the microwave. Animal cruelty? No. The goal was to irradiate it, then get it to bite him so that he would become Spider-Man. FML

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By zac545 - 19/02/2009 06:14 - United States

Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML

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By Alex White - 02/05/2016 16:50 - Canada - Westerose

Today, my husband was using the microwave when we suddenly hear a huge 'POP'. The good news is we found our daughter's missing hamster. FML

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Leftovers

By Anonymous - 20/03/2023 18:00 - United States

Today, my daughter brought home her class hamster for the weekend. It escaped and we spent hours searching for it. We later found it in the fridge, eating our leftover pizza. I never knew hamsters had such a refined palate. FML

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Soon.

By erinbarto - 17/10/2019 20:00

Today, I listened to my mom having a conversation with my dog, asking him if he ate my hamster. My hamster isn't even dead. FML

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By jimmy - 30/11/2015 21:27 - Canada - Orangeville

Today, my 5-year-old son put my car keys in the microwave thinking that they would 'warm up' my car. FML

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Poor little guy

By Anonymous - 04/03/2021 14:01

Today, I showed my family my new pet hamster. At the sight of him, my grandmother, who I had no idea hated rodents, let out a loud screech, causing my usually docile hamster to bite me and piss in my cupped hand. FML

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By whymommywhy - 21/04/2009 03:11 - United States

Today, my hamster gave birth. The babies were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one. Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it. I am now know in my family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." FML

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Boom!

By why do eggs explode - 12/10/2015 21:35 - Canada - Calgary

Today, while I was in the shower, my 4 year-old son wondered what would happen if he put 6 eggs in the microwave. FML

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ScottVining 21

Saturday 14 June 2014 5:57

That's pretty horrifying

sicksadworld1317 30

Saturday 14 June 2014 5:58

Psychiatrist. Now. :-/

Comments

hillgerb 16

Saturday 14 June 2014 16:35

Oh. That's....uh...unfortunate.

DestinyNiya 33

Saturday 14 June 2014 16:40

Need a follow up for this!!

NotDarkKnight 27

Saturday 14 June 2014 16:54

Sounds delicious

ryanthecheeseguy 18

Saturday 14 June 2014 17:14

Is this like that FML when the kid asked the mom if he could just eat the hamster?

alicealiveordead 13

Saturday 14 June 2014 17:16

this is so upsetting :( no more pets for that kid.

DogeMan 14

Saturday 14 June 2014 17:26

After he gave it a bath he tried to let it dry off by putting in a very warm place...

novapine 19

Saturday 14 June 2014 17:31

Sociopath?

Bossgirlhana 15

Saturday 14 June 2014 17:36

I would say FTHL. F the hamster's life.

alitzia_e123 7

Saturday 14 June 2014 17:39

He really should know better. And if it wasn't out if stupidity then he should see a therapist.

Lili_love 14

Saturday 14 June 2014 17:57

that's how serial killers always start out

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