Well look at it this way--it's good she finds out you're an irresponsible douchebag now instead of later when she asks you to babysit.

Run as fast as you can to the pet store. Fish aren't real touchy -feely pets anyway, she'll NEVER notice.

Wow, you're a selfish bitch.

just get a similar fish

Reminds me of that episode of Spongebob when Squidward forgot to feed Gary and they ended up turning into snails.

ok heres what you do. rip the fish into pieces, then set it next to your sleeping cat. problem solved. unless she reads fml, and reads my comment...

So when you wrote this, you still had a bit of time? Why stop to write a FML? Go get another fish!!!

poor fishie.

dick face how about some locks you in a closet for a month with no food

Tell her Nemo went to find his dad in Australia.