Kids and Animals: Today, my 9 year-old little sister is coming back to town with...

By deadfish - 03/10/2009 16:28 - United States

Today, my 9 year-old little sister is coming back to town with the rest of my family. She specifically asked me to feed her fish. I totally forgot until she called me 10 minutes ago to tell me she was on her way home and couldn't wait to see her fishie. He's dead. FML

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Today, my friend is furious with me because while I was watching her various fish for two weeks, I failed to feed her favorite fish and it died. The reason I didn't take care of it was because she never told me she had it, that it was in her room unlike the rest of the fish, so I never saw it. FML

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By PoachedFish - 29/12/2009 10:57 - Lebanon

Today, was very chilly. My little sister felt sorry for my two goldfish swimming in the cold water. She decided to put them in hot water. They died. FML

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By FlipYoC - 16/09/2009 06:15 - United States

Today, my mom was criticizing how I can't handle taking care of any living thing because I'm too irresponsible. We had a huge argument so I went back to my apartment, only to find that my fish had died. I forgot I had a fish. FML

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By fish killer - 25/03/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, my sister presented me with an "official pet killer" award after yet another goldfish under my care died of unknown causes. FML

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By Zebra - 30/12/2020 22:58

Today, my sister was meant to come over for lunch for my birthday. Turns out, she forgot about it. FML

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By killer - 16/05/2009 12:21 - Latvia

Today, I went to see a fortune teller. She said one of my closest friends will die soon because of me. Frightened I hurried home to avoid meeting anyone I know. At home I found my goldfish floating on its back. Apparently I forgot to feed my closest friend for the past 3 days. FML

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By JoeyTheJedi - 18/10/2016 00:31 - United States - Batesville

Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's been a death in the family, then abruptly hangs up. I speed home, to find my mother holding the tiny corpse of a fish that she got 2 weeks ago. I got fired for being late to work. FML

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By worstfatherever - 10/07/2011 20:54 - United States

Today, I came home after having traveled abroad for the last two months. Before I left, I'd asked my dad to take care of my fish, and he promised they'd be safe with him. I found them all decomposing. FML

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FerrariCake 2

Saturday 3 October 2009 23:23

Put fishie in a little coffin, and put on your best black suit. Decorate the house like a funeral parlor and when she gets home you can tell her how brave and heroic fishie was, and now it is time to honor his memory. Make up some stupid story about fishie trying to save the house from burglars, how he scared them away but was mortally wounded in the fight. If she was stupid enough to trust you with feeding her fish, she'll be stupid enough to believe your story.

laurbullet5 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 23:14

Get off the internet and go buy the stupid fish!

Comments

blastvortex 3

Sunday 4 October 2009 2:28

Yoinks. Hopefully, 10 minutes was enough time to run to the nearest pet store and back, not that lying is an especially great thing (esp. since the truth might still come out later), but it's probably better than seeing your sister bawl her little eyes out. Either way, YDI for being forgetful.

merrielp 13

Tuesday 5 June 2012 7:00

Like you people haven't forgot something. Shit happens. Why make an issue of it!!!!

WhyworldWhy 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 2:41

run to the pet store get a new fish if you don't get back in time tell her you went to get fishie a new tank(get her a new tank)

Hillbilly_Deluxe 3

Sunday 4 October 2009 2:47

your life sucks because you have a little sister i do too

perfectlife 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 3:03

Awww poor fishie. YDI

NorfolkDude 2

Sunday 4 October 2009 3:52

Accidents happen. Don't stress it.

satanstoystore 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 4:12

lets put you in a glass bowl and forget to feed you.

emikinz 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 4:24

good one Nicole :) lmfaaaaaaaaaaaao

darkmis1 17

Sunday 4 October 2009 4:31

So get a new fish.

harmony88 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 6:03

I have fish..... I could go on a week long vacation and not have to worry about feeding them..... if you forgot about it so long that it died, you really do suck at life.

RufusCade 7

Sunday 4 October 2009 8:49

What have you done to that fish? I didn't feed our fish for over two month to kill them off - and didn't succeed...

Red_Curls1995 28

Tuesday 3 May 2016 20:30

What the hell is wrong with you? Why would you ever do that #60?

iFruit 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 6:14

Tell her he's hibernating. If she doesn't know what that is, tell her he's taking a special nap upside down, and it only happens once a year. Then go out, buy a new one, and secretly replace it. Problem solved.