Kids: Today, my 9 year old nephew found his way onto my iTunes. I now...

By Anonymous - 22/06/2009 13:32 - Singapore

Today, my 9 year old nephew found his way onto my iTunes. I now have 401 songs titled "aidfj3P" by "ffjiel". FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2010 17:11 - United States

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By SomeDJ - 12/08/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, my cousin came over. I left my iPod on shuffle in the room we were in as I left to go to the bathroom. When I came back she was jamming out to "My Dick" by Mickey Avalon. She won't stop singing it and her mom is coming over to pick her up in an hour. She's 4. FML

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By Ben - 18/06/2011 15:34 - United States

Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML

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By yay! - 08/11/2010 06:07 - United States

Today, I found my son's iPod touch and was looking at a light-saber app. He walked into the living room to see me fighting the cat and making sound effects to myself. FML

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By MsGlaDos - 12/06/2013 21:45 - United States - Austin

Today, I accidentally left some music playing on my iPad, then left to do some errands. When I came back, I found it smashed into a million pieces. Apparently, grandpa couldn't find any other way to "shut off that goddamn music." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2009 20:22 - United States

Today, I got a new computer because my old one crashed, deleting all music, photos, and documents. I still had all my music on my iPod though, and went to sync it to the new computer. By accident, my younger brother pulled the cord out before it was done, deleting all 3,000 songs forever. FML

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maggie_gxx 0

Monday 22 June 2009 23:05

oh man i love that song! ffjiel is the best. have u heard algfah9?

Schumy0724 4

Monday 22 June 2009 23:04

How was no one watching him for that long that he could change the names of 400 songs

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gatorsxrule 0

Monday 22 June 2009 23:02

that really sucks just try to find out the names of the songs then you can find the artists easy

NoDeath 0

Friday 26 March 2010 6:26

New Names

cookiepenguin 0

Tuesday 6 April 2010 7:38

hey aidf3jd is an awesome song. you are just jealous ^.^

2gether4ever 0

Thursday 6 May 2010 4:52

LMFAO. that sir made my day!!!

mauk 0

Tuesday 18 May 2010 3:17

ydi for only having 401 songs

TigerWoods101 0

Sunday 6 June 2010 3:29

dude wtf?

GRTHPB_fml 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 19:21

penis

missmontreal97 4

Sunday 8 August 2010 15:56

220 made my day

gbreck 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 13:06

Shazam app to the rescue!

buddymask1 0

Monday 22 June 2009 23:03

Aw that sucks!

dakotalesmercy 6

Tuesday 25 May 2010 15:40

lolololol. that does suck though

DaDezza244 31

Tuesday 27 November 2012 5:24

Time to use shazam

Everlasting_fml 0

Monday 22 June 2009 23:03

Ah, kids. I would be really pissed.

xapdal 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 1:14

well with iTunes, you can select multiple songs and edit them all at once.

NobodysLover 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 3:52

why? he's a kid its actually kinda cute he's showing his smart side :]

adime 4

Tuesday 23 June 2009 8:12

This is cute if a small animal does it, not a nine year old boy.

look_its_me 0

Sunday 28 March 2010 17:12

you can, but you can't change the names of multiple songs that way. just the other info

dlbliner 0

Monday 19 April 2010 13:00

I love those songs!

slamminalex1 0

Monday 22 June 2009 23:04

HAHAHA that SUCKS FOR YOU FYL

Schumy0724 4

Monday 22 June 2009 23:04

How was no one watching him for that long that he could change the names of 400 songs

treli1593 0

Monday 22 June 2009 23:13

no you're just handicapped

roflrawrlol 0

Friday 5 February 2010 4:34

I was thinking the same thing

longtimesunshine 4

Sunday 7 November 2010 5:22

you can choose all the songs at once to change an entire group's name or title, etc.

CarlosDanger 12

Thursday 11 September 2014 1:42

Like 1 minute....

imkool136 22

Tuesday 16 June 2015 10:45

401*

gayfish_fml 0

Monday 22 June 2009 23:04

I'm a gay fish.

choccochippunch 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 1:17

this made my day!..

hahafylop 4

Sunday 22 August 2010 5:01

hahahhaha you made my day

LolAtYourFail 12

Saturday 16 October 2010 4:49

maybe it's because fishsticks are good and I'm a genius...

KailyKii 11

Sunday 23 October 2011 11:25

How interesting... Please do continue...

Waka_Flocka_ 3

Wednesday 8 August 2012 15:09

Nig ger

xstaticdelta 6

Monday 22 June 2009 23:05

this is really awful but hilariuos at the same time. next time hide it properly like remove the start menu access and Hide the desktop icon

VenomSiphon 13

Monday 22 June 2009 23:18

ROFL

cucuto89 0

Monday 22 June 2009 23:05

Cool Story BRo

anitacs9101 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 8:24

haha.

cashmuhlah23 0

Monday 22 June 2009 23:05

wat a player

Fahad_fml 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 0:50

hahahaha thats funny that would seriosuly suck though i would hate to fix that.

whyowhy26 3

Monday 22 June 2009 23:05

put him in the oven and dont forget to turn it on.

firstnlast77 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 1:07

maybe they couldn't guard their computer 24/7 my cousin does it all the time, but i drain the battery along with hiding it too

tylersign 11

Monday 11 July 2011 20:25

I understand that you're trying to be funny, but you're one sick ******..

iBhope 7

Friday 18 November 2011 12:27

#10 You're comment reminds me of that movie; Case 39 or something like that. Pretty freaky movie I reckon.

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