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By Anonymous - 22/06/2009 13:32 - Singapore

Today, my 9 year old nephew found his way onto my iTunes. I now have 401 songs titled "aidfj3P" by "ffjiel". FML

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maggie_gxx 0

Monday 22 June 2009 23:05

oh man i love that song! ffjiel is the best. have u heard algfah9?

Schumy0724 4

Monday 22 June 2009 23:04

How was no one watching him for that long that he could change the names of 400 songs

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saailaway 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 0:23

that suckssss

FlaminYawn 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 0:23

get an iMac and use spaces, can't beat it...

Seti_fml 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 0:24

its very easy to fix: 1. Delete your entire library (but make sure you dont delete the files. 2. Reload your library: File > Add Folder to library... Select the "My Music folder" or where ever you keep your music files. 3. itunes will find the titles online and bingo, all your music is back to how it was.

PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 0:33

uhhh, then to be able to listen CDs on your iPod you put the tracks into iTunes...... so what was the point of that comment?

HummingBirdsFly 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 0:35

Yes, but say for instance you decided to download that CD onto your iPod? And then, your amazing nine year old nephew went into you iTunes library and renamed 401 songs of yours "aidfj3P". You still would have to take the trouble of renaming all of your music. :)

fluffyguitarist 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 0:35

why don't you just use a CD PLAYER??? hmmmmm.... and also you can use other programs like Raphsody and Foobar to put music on your iPod. or your MP3.

laurisshnazzy 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 0:26

I'm sure he could have put full words if he really wanted to. He probably thought he was being funny by typing in random letters.

kuntageous 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 0:27

I feel sorry for you. Go with renaming it

ZiggyMorrison 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 0:30

this is why I buy cds

HummingBirdsFly 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 0:33

Have fun :]

Jimbo2000 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 0:34

#51 is right. just do it like that and it will be fine

HummingBirdsFly 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 0:37

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sinergy 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 0:50

LOL. That sucks.

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