By Anonymous - 10/06/2009 13:12 - United States

Today, my adorable five and a half year old boy told me that when he grows up he's going to be my boyfriend. I thought it was kinda cute until I asked him why. "Because you need one." FML
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smchls 0

The 5 year old doesn't think like we do. Our minds are perverted and know what boyfriends and girlfriends do (have sex); however, the 5 year old doesn't. All he knows is that boyfriends and girlfriends love each other... And is it that wrong that a 5 yr old loves his mom? You people need some serious ******* help.

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lovemyE8 0

This happened to a girl friend of mine, except the boy is 3 and he said "When I grow up I want to marry mommy." She said, "Oh, that's so sweet . . ." He says, "And I'll yell at you all the time just like Daddy." FHL

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fksfsdhfsdfh 26

Anime creeps me out...

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starw0lf 31

This is so cute and innocent. The boy doesn't know that it is not acceptable for a son to be a boyfriend to a mother yet. He just knows that his mother does not have a boyfriend. The illustration captures the mother's expressions quite nicely!

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doglover100 28

I learned in psychology that Freud said that little boys develop crushes on their moms.

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Gabefire 8

You had a kid so why should it bother you

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