Kids: Today, my adorable five and a half year old boy told me that... - FML

By Anonymous - 10/06/2009 13:12 - United States

Today, my adorable five and a half year old boy told me that when he grows up he's going to be my boyfriend. I thought it was kinda cute until I asked him why. "Because you need one." FML

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smchls 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 20:29

The 5 year old doesn't think like we do. Our minds are perverted and know what boyfriends and girlfriends do (have sex); however, the 5 year old doesn't. All he knows is that boyfriends and girlfriends love each other... And is it that wrong that a 5 yr old loves his mom? You people need some serious ******* help.

lovemyE8 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 23:13

This happened to a girl friend of mine, except the boy is 3 and he said "When I grow up I want to marry mommy." She said, "Oh, that's so sweet . . ." He says, "And I'll yell at you all the time just like Daddy." FHL

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denden_mushi 11

Saturday 18 May 2013 4:00

lol, this is gold. And the illustration reminds me of the korean webtoons.

LyraAlluse 25

Thursday 27 June 2013 3:10

That kid is very cute.

Beva_fml 15

Tuesday 9 July 2013 7:36

I wanted to marry my mom when I was about four, this is something kids say because they love their parent and doesn't really understand the meaning of a relationship between adults. In the end thou, very few want to marry their parent when hitting puberty.

Lindbloom29 5

Monday 3 February 2014 2:38

ericahertog 4

Saturday 3 May 2014 3:37

That's so cute!

rigley06 12

Monday 12 May 2014 22:51

Just realize that you have quite possibly the best child in the world not only was that cute but he also (probably) cares for you

focenspeil 7

Sunday 1 June 2014 11:31

God damn kids being right and shit.....

mattyconks 9

Sunday 25 January 2015 2:51

you got burned

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