By Anonymous - 10/06/2009 13:12 - United States

Today, my adorable five and a half year old boy told me that when he grows up he's going to be my boyfriend. I thought it was kinda cute until I asked him why. "Because you need one." FML
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smchls 0

The 5 year old doesn't think like we do. Our minds are perverted and know what boyfriends and girlfriends do (have sex); however, the 5 year old doesn't. All he knows is that boyfriends and girlfriends love each other... And is it that wrong that a 5 yr old loves his mom? You people need some serious ******* help.

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lovemyE8 0

This happened to a girl friend of mine, except the boy is 3 and he said "When I grow up I want to marry mommy." She said, "Oh, that's so sweet . . ." He says, "And I'll yell at you all the time just like Daddy." FHL

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denden_mushi 11

lol, this is gold. And the illustration reminds me of the korean webtoons.

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Beva_fml 15

I wanted to marry my mom when I was about four, this is something kids say because they love their parent and doesn't really understand the meaning of a relationship between adults. In the end thou, very few want to marry their parent when hitting puberty.

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rigley06 12

Just realize that you have quite possibly the best child in the world not only was that cute but he also (probably) cares for you

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focenspeil 7

God damn kids being right and shit.....

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