By Anonymous - 11/04/2017 20:00

Today, my apartment was robbed. The police report said my apartment was ransacked. No it wasn't, that's how looks everyday. FML
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foxytheologian 33

Well, at least you won't miss anything they stole from you since you probably forgot you had it in the first place.

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C8H18 33

This is what is know as a "wake up call." Clean your apartment once in a while.

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RichardPencil 30

Your mess probably slowed down the burglars somewhat. Or, at least, made them laugh.

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Iwannarock1 19

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C8H18 33

This is what is know as a "wake up call." Clean your apartment once in a while.

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species4872 19

They were looking for that pizza from 1998.

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foxytheologian 33

Well, at least you won't miss anything they stole from you since you probably forgot you had it in the first place.

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ka1207 1

Well take it as a wake up call to clean up.

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JasonTheReal 2

as a college student I really understand how you feel. my dorm is like a pigsty.

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WeirdUS 29

Your place literally looks like a crime scene here's your sign to start cleaning.

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kitsuneluvuh 12

Lol that happened to my parents before they had me. Their apartment was robbed, and they had to explain that no, it wasn't ransacked, it's normally that messy...

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

Good news you probably frustrated the hell out of them which made them limit what they took. If you have trouble finding stuff so does the thief.

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