By EmployeeOfTheMonth - 27/06/2009 07:03 - United States

Today, my attractive boss sat me down in the break room to say how much she appreciated how much work I've been doing despite being a temp. She was wearing a skirt, and I couldn't take my eyes off her legs. She then patted me on the leg and said "Good Talk". It wasn't my leg. FML
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Jefe_fml 0

Nice, you're only temp, go for it.

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littlemisslee 0

did you **** in your pants? lol

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danishbagel 3

what are you? gay? you don't punt on 4th and 1!

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Suicidalpotatoe 0

Fml? An attractive lady touched your dick whats wrong with that

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LexieBabe 0

don't complain!! that was a total come-on! so no fyl for you. you're a temp, so go for it!!

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junkyforlife 0

hahaha she though that ur dick was your leg..so that could mean you are a big dick! way to go!

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vietmanx 10

u better go for it, ur just a temp so who cares if it gets complicated and u r terminated

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carly_rose_02 5

So you can't take your eyes off of her legs, but you're upset that /she/ makes an advance? That makes perfect sense...

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Twohig 0

This is a site where you write bad things that happen to you. Hint hint.

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