Money: Today, my aunt asked if she and her boyfriend could stay with...

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By PoorMe - 12/03/2017 14:00

Today, my aunt asked if she and her boyfriend could stay with me and my brother for a couple of days. My brother and I currently live in a motel. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 12 March 2017 15:46

Are you having The Suite Life of Zach and Cody?

Colon_Man 17

Sunday 12 March 2017 14:35

So, that's a 'yes'?

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Tuesday 14 March 2017 3:33

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Thursday 20 April 2017 19:02

Do they not have any vacancies?

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