Overheard musings
By thanks hun - 07/05/2020 20:00
By thanks hun - 07/05/2020 20:00
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By TuT - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France
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By Anonymous - 18/12/2021 07:01 - United States - Watford City
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By ugh - 03/09/2013 23:53 - United States - Lancaster
Ok your husband is my idol now 🤣 But then again he should’ve timed it better.
You're gonna need a divorce and a new career. I'd say quit your job, but comedy gold like this will spread through your whole industry like wildfire. Even if you interview at a competitor, the first question will be, "Aren't you the wife of the Shit-Killer?"
If they cheered, you need a new job. If they looked embarrassed or disgusted, you need a new husband.
"Excuse me...give me ten minutes, then call 911 and tell the police about the DOUBLE MURDER..."
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Ok your husband is my idol now 🤣 But then again he should’ve timed it better.
You're gonna need a divorce and a new career. I'd say quit your job, but comedy gold like this will spread through your whole industry like wildfire. Even if you interview at a competitor, the first question will be, "Aren't you the wife of the Shit-Killer?"