Love: Today, my best friend and I came home from Japan. Her boyfriend...

By C0olgirl - 03/04/2009 21:43 - United States

Today, my best friend and I came home from Japan. Her boyfriend and I have been having an affair before I left so I decided not to tell him she was coming with me. We just got off the plane and got a bite to eat, he was waiting for me so he could propose, my best friend was standing next to me. FML

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You deserved it 226 153

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By VacationRuined - 16/06/2013 23:22 - Japan - Tokyo

Today, I left for a one and a half month trip to Japan with my boyfriend. He promptly broke up with me the first night in the hotel. When asked why he couldn't have waited until the trip was over, he said he didn't want to create "false memories". FML

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By hoplessG - 24/12/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I told her best friend the plan the day before. I got reservations to a restaurant on the beach, and we were going to arrive via boat. She never showed. Her parents called me asking why she left town to go to Paris. FML

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By Sara1990 - 23/08/2010 11:40 - Australia

Today, I went on a double date with my bestfriend. At the end of the night, her boyfriend gave her a long kiss, and texted her 5 minutes after we left to say he missed her already. My boyfriend picked his nose, then gave me a fist bump as a goodbye. FML

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Today, I introduced the girl I was talking to my best friend, and we all hung out. Until this day, her and I were doing great. After my friend left, she started gushing about how hot he is. He wasn't hitting on her at all. I reminded her that, and that he has a girlfriend. She was calm, but visibly upset. FML

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You deserved it 95

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2024 12:00 - Germany - Hamburg

Today, my wife and I both spent a weekend away separately with our close friends. However, we ran into each other, unplanned, at the airport. She was with her girls and I was with my girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 1 611

By neverdatingagain - 27/11/2016 22:07 - United States - Lake Oswego

Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML

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By KeepOnTruckin' - 18/05/2019 17:50

Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML

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False hope

By :(( - 14/06/2011 18:06 - United States

Today, I invited over my best friend, whom I've loved for over a year, since she had to tell me "something important". I got excited and thought she was going to tell me she loved me too. She ended up coming out to me, and wanted to know if I would meet her girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 6 136

Surprise!

By Muscle - 06/03/2009 21:07 - Canada

Today, I flew home early from a two-month trip to Europe to surprise my boyfriend on his birthday. When I got to his house with a home baked cake from scratch and a quilt with silk-screened pictures from my trip, his roommate answered the door and said, "Oh sorry, he's out with his girlfriend." FML

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I'm not the main character in this scene

By Anonymous - 21/12/2023 00:00 - Norway

Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML

I agree, your life sucks 484

You deserved it 113

fleg 9

Saturday 4 April 2009 2:47

you're the worst kind of person.

sarah8909 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 2:49

What your friend didn't mention a trip to Japan to him either? And he decided to get engaged to you without even breaking it off with her? And when he saw you coming off the plane he didn't notice his girlfriend right next to you? FAIL

Comments

Drunkbunny 2

Saturday 4 April 2009 11:45

"Be careful what you wish for, because you just might get it!" I do hope you marry that guy. He WILL cheat on you 100 percent guaranteed. And you will deserve it.

sykora_fml 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 11:51

and you call her your best friend???? you have no idea what those words mean

acidcat 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 11:52

This has to be fake. No-one can be such a complete bitch to actually do this stuff in real life, can they? Surely this is someone trying to come up with an FML so bad that it tops the #1 flop list. Seriously - I don't know how to make this story worse, so for this person to be real, she and the boyfriend would have to be pretty much the worst kind of people on this planet.

duckduckchicken 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 12:06

I call BS. I'm with #199. OP must be the dumbest ***** for this to be true. DIAF

afin 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 12:26

youre a disgusting whoreeeeeeeeee!

AntiChrist7 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 13:06

and you call yourself a friend to her? i call you a *****. YDI

666midnight 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 13:11

You shouldn't cheat, you deserved it and I hope your friend slapped you

stoptheworld 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 13:25

i hope you marry him =) give it a few years and when you're old and ugly, you'll be the one getting cheated on. then you'll see how it feels. lying, cheating bitch.