By b5b0n36 - 11/08/2016 16:47 - United States - Fairfield

Today, my best friend asked if car oil could be used as a substitute for lube. I need new friends. FML
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I didn't say anything kinda just stared at him with a look that said "you're an idiot" he then awkwardly walked off

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That is some expensive lube your friend would be using, instead of just buying actually lube!

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jcash52426 5

I would have told him yes and if you want to preform real well then get the synthetic stuff

Your friend must have misunderstood the meaning when he read tires and lubes shop signboard..lmao

You shoulda said yes to teach not to be a dumbass

No, it can be toxic and cause serious internal problems.

omg!!! I can't believe that!!! she must like new car smell as a perfume too

has anyone ever told you your friend is dumb

I feel like as a general rule car oil should not be near your genitals

Everyone needs an oil change every now and then