By b5b0n36 - 11/08/2016 16:47 - United States - Fairfield

Today, my best friend asked if car oil could be used as a substitute for lube. I need new friends. FML
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b5b0n36 27

I didn't say anything kinda just stared at him with a look that said "you're an idiot" he then awkwardly walked off

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VanillaBeanGhost 15

That is some expensive lube your friend would be using, instead of just buying actually lube!

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species4872 19

On the bright side, dumb friends keep you on your toes.

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HylianBadger 21

You should have said yes. Anyone who's that dumb shouldn't be breeding anyways.

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Ashleighalfred 14

i was just thinking the same thing... i would have said yes and let the universe sort that shit out.

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catanita 18

Maybe he thought Lube as a Lubricant, a substance (usually a liquid) introduced between two moving surfaces to reduce the friction and wear between. Maybe HE needs a new friend as your mind wondered elsewhere.

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mariri9206 32

I pity the person/people who will sleep/have slept with your best friend.

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MrsHoffman 11

Well at least "eating out" will taste as a salade!!

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Rababco 29

Not unless you put motor oil on your salad.

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buckdharma 37

If his girlfriend is a plastic doll, he better go with synthetic. If he's a 2 stroke, he should go to lawn and garden to the weed wacker isle. If he's behind a computer, I'd recommend CITGO. But, you should let him know, if he's messing with some hot tail-pipe he might get some STP.

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RedDevilOut 7

Let me see, Ummmm.... No. Just...No. But also.. Yes... you need new friends.

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TMO2142 25

I mean if hes brave enough it is.

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sparkledoge 29

Maybe your friend just really likes cars...

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