Intimacy: Today, my best friend asked if car oil could be used as a substitute...

Still debating if this is as worse as someone on YA! asking if they could use a Doritos bag as protection during sex. Maybe that one should become friends with the oil lube dude? Lmao. Dumbasses.

mtn33r 5

Sunday 21 August 2016 4:58

What kind of car?

edward_cooper 10

Sunday 28 August 2016 20:30

lmfaooo damn that savage

collegeguy101 3

Monday 28 November 2016 2:39

why not say I don't know try it out and let me know how it goes?

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