By Dirtbikesnowboard - 09/11/2016 19:00 - United States - Cedar City

Today, my best friend got jealous that his dog likes me more. He told me I have to spank it whenever it cuddles with me so it will love him more. FML
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XxNekoLovexX 26

I do believe I detect a bit of jealousy *sips tea* in all seriousness, that's ****** up of your friend to make you hit his dog so it'll hate you and love him. I detect future relationship issues with this one.

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chirstinap325 23

What if his dog likes being spanked? His plan will backfire lol

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OhPuhleeze 23

Maybe you could just get her a dog that likes her more... You could keep this one... Or tell her the secret is bacon bits in your pocket.. A -la Jack Nicholson in "As good as it gets"..

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DanaeZee 18

Run, run from this freak! ...and don’t forget to take the dog with you.

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neuronerd 28

Your friend sounds like someone who should not be allowed to have a dog, seeing as he encourages animal abuse.

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Isa_fml 20

He's so insecure that he wants you to abuse an animal for the sake of his ego? This jackass shouldn't even HAVE a dog.

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manuwish 9

this person should not have a dog :( hit him instead!

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Artures_way1 23

This is so inappropriate. The dog won't live your friend more, it will only be scared of you. Plus spanking a dog does not help, it's just mean.

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Sevarog 13

I mean, it is really bad if your own dog loves someone else more than you. But having the other person spank it whenever it wants to cuddle is not the way to deal with it...

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rustybucket 24

Hmmm I wonder why the dog likes you more? That's a ****** up mentality to have. You should tell him to treat his dog better and then maybe he'll get the affection he wants.

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TheSaiyanQueen 8

Pretty sure that's called animal abuse..

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