By Dirtbikesnowboard - 09/11/2016 19:00 - United States - Cedar City

Today, my best friend got jealous that his dog likes me more. He told me I have to spank it whenever it cuddles with me so it will love him more. FML
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XxNekoLovexX 26

I do believe I detect a bit of jealousy *sips tea* in all seriousness, that's ****** up of your friend to make you hit his dog so it'll hate you and love him. I detect future relationship issues with this one.

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chirstinap325 23

What if his dog likes being spanked? His plan will backfire lol

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Namenlos_fml 20

Wow, with a sparkling personality like that, it's a wonder why the dog doesn't like him

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SqueakyMunk 14

The sad part is that the dog probably loves his owner the most. The dog doesn't see you as often so it is special and thus the dog gives you affection when he can. That said I think your friend has issues and possible abusive tendencies. I suggest taking the dog and ditching the friend. Side note: My dog looooves my best friend so much that I get ignored when my friend is over. I joke to him that "his dog" misses him or that "his dog" is looking forward to seeing him.

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