By AnonymousAmber - 31/10/2014 23:10 - United States - Yadkinville

Today, my best friend told me that she was a virgin again because she hadn't had sex in 6 months. She's 19 and actually believes it. FML
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pwnman 33

Hope she doesn't reproduce!

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moonstar986 5

The whole concept of born again virginity is idiotic. Once it's gone you can't get it back

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Galamond 10

Are you sure she's serious? I've said something like this as a joke before.

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worldclassrager 39

Well then...she might need to read over a few things

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adnanrm18 12

that's a special kind of stupid right there...

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Mekeritrig 15

I bet that's how some guy convinced her to have sex with him.

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jlmedina 3

As someone in the medical profession I can tell you that hymns do not in fact repair themselves to "good as new". Now if the person was never fully penetrated and it only caused a small tear yea the hymn will partially fix it self but it will never go back to how it was before. But once someone has had sex with complete penetration and that hymn is torn it will never go back. It cannot. The only way for you do have a perfectly intact hymn again is with special surgery.

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Spadoinkle 10

#46- If you're in the medical profession, then you'd know that it's called a hymen and not a hymn. A hymn is a song, not a vaginal membrane. But, you're right about it not growing back. Anyone who believes that is a complete moron.

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limabeans101029 20

46- It's quite worrying that you're "in the medical profession" and referring to a hymen as a "hymn". Also I'm pretty sure that the hymen doesn't tear for everyone even with full penetration, for some people it just stretches.

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BrotherPhil 35

I'd be the first one to admit that I'm a grammar nazi, but even I would have put that down to a combination of quick typing and autocorrect.

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Psycho_Babydoll 26

6 months makes you a virgin again? Wonder what that makes me after three and a half years.

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IndigoPhlo 6

And this bothers you because...? Y'all are acting like she's getting anything besides some personal happiness from claiming to be a virgin again.

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