By anonymous - 31/10/2014 23:28 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was a pregnant man for Halloween. Everyone at school thought it was funny, except my principal, who gave me a detention and said it was, "inappropriate and making a pregnant teacher feel uncomfortable". That pregnant teacher asked me to take a selfie with her. FML
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devildog562 33

The principal was just jealous you didn't have his baby. Or he's mad that the teacher is having his. Take your pick.

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PossiblyInDanger 24

It's okay. I was almost kicked out of school for a few stitches drawn on my face.

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devildog562 33

The principal was just jealous you didn't have his baby. Or he's mad that the teacher is having his. Take your pick.

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jake_braves 25

1, you don't know the principle was a man or woman. Don't assume. But OP I'm sorry, obviously it didn't bother the pregnant teacher. Detention sucks. At least it was a fun night up until that moment...principles tend to be jerks.

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devildog562 33

I will assume all I want. It was a joke. I could make it she was jealous that she couldn't be the one pregnant . It's my prerogative. Oh and by the way I didn't know your principles had a sex, only principals...

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laden_swallow09 34

You're getting pretty defensive there, ain't cha, 12?

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PossiblyInDanger 24

It's okay. I was almost kicked out of school for a few stitches drawn on my face.

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Mirorbo 26

I can only imagine the outrage if those stitches were legitimate

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malea_17 16

I think the principle was uncomfortable

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Steve95401 49

I think the principal was uncomfortable too.

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Cookiee04 15

she used that selfie against you

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diving_fml 30

that's why you don't take pictures when your committing a crime....or ditching work then posting it on FB when your boss is your friend.

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flufee2 27

They sound like that very serious type person.. Your principal gotta chill out

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kpetrovski 24

You could have said you were Harvey from Sabrina the Teenage Witch! There was an episode where a backfired spell made him pregnant.

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MidnaLink 33

Ah, the Rumour Mill… seeing all those rumours be true was funny!

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WCARlover 34

Principals with no sense of humor are the worst. There's a difference between being stern and being a dick.

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LostInTheZone11 29

Wow, maybe have the teacher explain. My brother got away with a condom costume his senior year. Even the football coach said "You know. I'm glad you're wearing that. Maybe some kids in this school might pick up on what that is."

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buttersmom 14

Maybe your principal was dressed as a raging asshole for Halloween.

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Enslaved 36

Set up your own "Breakfast Club". Close the door to get the prom queen impregnated.

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