Intimacy: Today, my best friend wanted to see what my new boyfriend looks...

By Anonymous - 06/05/2014 23:28 - United States - Elmwood Park

Today, my best friend wanted to see what my new boyfriend looks like. By chance, he'd sent me a Snapchat a few minutes before, so I opened it to show her, only to see that it was a dick pic. FML

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You deserved it 45 604

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By waymoreiwanted - 15/02/2014 03:21 - United States - Ashland

Today, I opened up a Snapchat from my best friend. I received a full and detailed view of her and her boyfriend having sex. All I wanted to know was how her Valentine's Day dinner went. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 987

You deserved it 9 632

By Abrams52 - 28/05/2013 05:44 - United States - Fishers

Today, I was sending intimate pictures to my girlfriend and accidentally sent one to my best friend. He sent me one back. FML

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You deserved it 35 867

By Saraitkddh - 06/10/2018 05:00

Today, my friend told me that my brother sent her a picture of his dick. How did she tell me this? By sending me the picture. FML

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You deserved it 296

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2019 11:00 - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, I was trying to be sexy and sent my new boyfriend a nude. Before we started dating, I had hooked up with three of his friends which he was super insecure about. Somehow I accidentally sent it to a group chat which included five different people besides us. All of those friends were in it. FML

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You deserved it 4 186

By Sunshine.0.ninja - 29/07/2010 18:28 - United States

Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML

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You deserved it 14 836

By Catnip - 30/06/2016 23:42 - Germany - Michelstadt

Today, I sent my boyfriend a selfie where I used the Snapchat face-swap to put my best friend's face on mine. My boyfriend didn't notice and texted back, 'Wow, so beautiful!' FML

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You deserved it 3 310

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By JerryClark - 02/02/2020 14:00 - United States - San Bernardino

Today, my best female friend sent me a nude to make sure it looked good before she sent it to the guy she likes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 885

You deserved it 536

By smart phone mms - 07/12/2009 06:36 - United States

Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML

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You deserved it 47 637

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2022 06:00

Today, I was sending screenshots to my best friend about a guy who'd screwed me over. I sent the screenshots to him instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 244

You deserved it 923

By wellthatsucks - 05/07/2015 19:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months was showing me his new phone. He accidentally opened his gallery, which contains 3 photos: one of his motorcycle, one of his new game console, and a naked photo of his ex. FML

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You deserved it 2 240

xlord 27

Wednesday 7 May 2014 11:20

Wasn't that the reason snapchat was made?

dancingprancer 6

Wednesday 7 May 2014 11:21

opening snapchats in front of people can be risky! especially if you have weird friends like me lol

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inn0centaphid 19

Wednesday 7 May 2014 13:53

That was your fault

carzaki27 12

Wednesday 7 May 2014 14:03

Never open Snapchats in public.

DylanHasClass 17

Wednesday 7 May 2014 14:04

Now she knows wat ur gonna be having

barlos88 19

Wednesday 7 May 2014 14:10

For a girl this is an fml, for a guy it would just be an awesome story

Smoothiemuch 8

Wednesday 7 May 2014 14:10

Dicks don't lie.

MinaGermania 12

Wednesday 7 May 2014 14:11

So did it look good?

ladybugz23 13

Wednesday 7 May 2014 21:13

tmi

aimeegoldberg 22

Thursday 8 May 2014 6:40

I love it how your picture goes a little bit *too* well with the comment, #31.

vikky538 28

Wednesday 7 May 2014 14:14

well did your friend confirm that your bf is a dick...

lannisters 9

Wednesday 7 May 2014 14:40

surprise!!!

pinkyponky 2

Wednesday 7 May 2014 14:49

oops! dick head!

SkipBeatOtaku 33

Wednesday 7 May 2014 15:20

Well, she did say she wanted to see what he looks like. XD maybe as a joke, ask her to specify next time!

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